(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 24 May 2005, 23:20,
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and lie
(edjogsCollared doves are shit.,
Tue 24 May 2005, 23:24,
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Well that goes without saying
plus you also need to make up new and stupid acronyms like Weapons of Strange Erection (WSE) or Turtles of Glad Acceptance(TGA) and then demand to see where they are hiding their TGAs/WSEs
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 24 May 2005, 23:27,
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And for credibility
you need to get another "world leader" (egotistical arsewipe) to vouch for you in europeland where no bugger trusts you anyway.
(edjogsCollared doves are shit.,
Tue 24 May 2005, 23:37,
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Or
start a war on sony for making a piece of bollocks console and then making b3ta do their ad campain for them.
(KernKraftGosh, there isn't much noise outside today,
Tue 24 May 2005, 23:25,
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Then piss around looking for WMDs for a while
get bored then go home.
(KernKraftGosh, there isn't much noise outside today,
Tue 24 May 2005, 23:26,
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