extremely late compo sugestion:
"there's more than one way to skin a cat".
( Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:14, archived)

There should be
a text-only compo.
( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:15, archived)

IN FRENCH.

( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:16, archived)

AND ALL CAPS

( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:17, archived)

GOD YES.
*WANKS FURIOUSLY*
( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:17, archived)

ZUT ALORS!

( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:18, archived)

J'ETAIS LE DERNIER ROI DE L'ECOSSE

( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:20, archived)

MON CUL A ÉTÉ FRAPPÉ PAR LA FOUDRE

( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:24, archived)

BOF!

( my name is will now suck my cock, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:20, archived)

OU EST MA FROMAGE?!?!
MON DIEU! C'EST DANS MA PANTALONS!
(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:21, archived)

J'AI UN GRAND JAMBON DANS MON PANTALONS POUR VOUS!
:)
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:24, archived)

MERCI!! *JE CHERCHE*
ZUT ALORS!!! CECI N'EST PAS UN GRAND JAMBON!!
(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:30, archived)

J'AIME MA MOBYLETTE
D'FUNKY!
(Greenbat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:25, archived)

JE VOUDRAIS
UN CROISSANT AVEC FROMAGE SIL VOUS PLAIT! UN CROISSANT! VITE VITE!
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:24, archived)

CECI SOIT UN TOURNOI FORMIDABLE!

( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:25, archived)

IL EST
FAIT FROID SOUS LE CANARD
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:27, archived)

TOUJOURS IL FAIT FROID SOUS LE CANARD.
TIEN-T'IL COMME UN CANARD.
( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:30, archived)

*DES PRISES IL COMME UN CANARD*
LE CANARD EST ME REGARDER

(possibly)
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:34, archived)

CECI N'EST PAS UN CROISSANT!!
/magritte
(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:28, archived)

VOILA!

*didn't understand so cheese croissant is actually a small child with rabies and Immac*
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:27, archived)

I think
that would actually make more sense
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:28, archived)

How about
another alt.compo? Although I can't organise it. I must go out! Out, I say

*stays in for another hour*
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:16, archived)

"what if the Nazis had skinned robots sponsored by PlayStation"
could be a goer
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:17, archived)

you corporate whore

( Purple Onion, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:18, archived)

featuring david hassellhoff

( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:21, archived)

my underpance are now stuck to my willy :(

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:23, archived)

i can't begin to tell you how much that delights me.

( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:24, archived)

*ahem*

don't you mean the hoff
( Purple Onion, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:26, archived)

*shrugs shoulders*
fantastic fact number 348:

100% kitten and i joined b3ta on account of being emailed the davis hassellhoff challenge.
( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:27, archived)

Dickie David?

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:36, archived)

oops. stupid head-dobber.

( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:41, archived)