have you not got yourself a wank monkey yet?
mine's paws are becoming a little calloused, I might have to kill it and eat it.
Mmmmm, bush meat.
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Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:09,
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Mmmmm, bush meat.
i went to london zoo to get one
they informed me they don't sell them, and told me to stop pokeing my cock through the bars of the cages as i was upsetting the other visitors
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Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:12,
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