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[challenge entry] Eventually...
...one of them would lose it. Then it would all be over.


From the Penguins Vs Monkeys challenge. See all 433 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:44, archived)
# *waits
*holds breath






















*dies
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:46, archived)
# gives emergency mouth ta mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)
# *pretends
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)
# carries on regardless
*breaths!!
nice tasting lip balm by the way
*goes back down!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Very good, woo etc.,
but why are we seeing all these apes versus penguins when the competition clearly states that its monkeys v. penguins?


(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:47, archived)
# You animalistic pedant
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)
# I prefer to
be known as a bestial pedant.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:50, archived)
# *sigh* fine
You bestial pedant
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)
# according to google
no-one's ever used that phrase before in the HISTORY OF THE EARTH!!! or at least on the 8,058,044,651 pages it serves. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:08, archived)
# I win!
Or, he wins. I follow.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)
# But everyone
knows that bestiality is best.


(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)
# because apes make better monkeys than monkeys themselves
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Yeah, like, whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)
# Very Woo

Blog
(I helped save b3ta! Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)
# What language is
that in?

It is appears to be a mix of BASIC, C/Java but with too many semi-colons, an end missing and a strange mixing of case in its verbs.


(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:51, archived)
# English
;)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)
# SAS...maybe...nah

COBOL?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)
# No COBOL
has full stops at the end of each command.

(I'm old enough to remember.)
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)
# PROCEDURE DIVISION.
BEGIN.
MOVE SPACES TO FILLER-RECORD.
TAKE OVER PLANET.
DELETE ALL FILES.
HAVE WANK.
BREAK WIND.
STOP RUN.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:03, archived)
# something that allows you to say
if (x = "y") {
}

obviously a gay language

lilac++
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Ahh lilac++
the slightly gayer shade of COBOLt


one of many from the range of Pascal-colours...

/hat/coat/andfeckin'shoes
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)
# lilac++
*looks upset*

they never taught me that one at uni, must go back now!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:03, archived)
# pascal
jeezuz
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:57, archived)
# that`s a blast from the past
didn`t it use (* weird stuff to indicate comments? *)


/**
 * javadocs everything
 */
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Yea
Its good for learning as its dies if there is just one error.
(I helped save b3ta! Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:03, archived)
# Tis a mix of PASCAL
and other shit Im failing to remember.

EDIT: Superdudes own pseudo code!

PASCAL needs a semi-colon after every line. Really Really gay :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:57, archived)
# I think it'd be gayer
if it needed a full colon
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:00, archived)
# But not at the start of
code blocks e.g. Begin

Anyway, which cunt started this stupid conversation about computer languages?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:01, archived)
# Cunt
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:03, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Gun-toting animals
are always a winner.

I remember the days of penguins vs frogs. That wa s a nasty conflict.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)
# those warmongering penguins
!
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:58, archived)
# They simply MUST
be stopped
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:02, archived)