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[challenge entry] Have your parents ever told you the plane would
turn around and fly back home if you don't shut up?



Think about the consequences! No more flights to Mallorca. Or 'kid-free' flights. Now that would be something to look forward to.

From the What if the things grown-ups tell kids were true? challenge. See all 270 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)
# ahahahhahahhahahah
(Meta4, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)
# hahaha!
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)
# hahahahahahahahha
XD
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:26, archived)
# yes
numerous times, but only to my brother - who once deliberately threw up on an air steward. she was being a cow.
just because
EDIT: forgot my woo
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)
# Did the plane turn around?
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)
# sadly no
but the woman wouldn't give my mum anything to clean the floor excess up with, so we got glares the whole flight.

my brother would kill me for that. this was ten years ago, and my brother's now much bigger and can cause me much harm.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)
# So in the end
she proved she deserved it!

Stories like that should be kept in a big treasure chest. They come in handy when preparing the wedding party for your brother. If he ever gets around that throwing up on women thing.
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)
# i have better ones than that about my brother
that involve being chased through the streets of prague by locals with lead pipes.
oh how we laughed. (he's a nice bloke really, stuff just happens to him)
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)
# Haha. Arf!
Woo to this!
(Andy-, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)
# Good one!
My sister told her kids, when they were lickle that the Customs men were there to make random checks on people's bottoms to see if they'd wiped them properly (as in Viz). And she told my neice that if she got caught she'd have to spend the holiday shut up in a room. How she cried!
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)
# Nice one!
Customs men, that's a good idea. And even more frightning.
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)
# a friend of mine told her baby sister
that store dummies were real people who cried too much.

which when you think about the damage that can cause...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)
# i'm going to have to remember that
if i have kids
(Meta4, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)
# it works
she NEVER cried.
but she did develop a habit of keeping roadkill.
so it has its downside.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)
# arf! i remember when my mum told my little sister about periods
and she cried for 2 days straight. hahah PWND1!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)