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# Good one!
My sister told her kids, when they were lickle that the Customs men were there to make random checks on people's bottoms to see if they'd wiped them properly (as in Viz). And she told my neice that if she got caught she'd have to spend the holiday shut up in a room. How she cried!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)
# Nice one!
Customs men, that's a good idea. And even more frightning.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)
# a friend of mine told her baby sister
that store dummies were real people who cried too much.

which when you think about the damage that can cause...
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)
# i'm going to have to remember that
if i have kids
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)
# it works
she NEVER cried.
but she did develop a habit of keeping roadkill.
so it has its downside.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)
# arf! i remember when my mum told my little sister about periods
and she cried for 2 days straight. hahah PWND1!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)