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# my girlfriend is fucking catholic :(
took me 4 purchases of beer before i could stick my 'polla's in her 'chochose' XD


oh and 'torrente' is the funniest film ever released.

edit: best thing about shagging a catholic girl is watching them have a guilt trip afterwards muhahhahahah

edit2: and no condoms!!!!! wahooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)
# you're an evil man.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)
# you fucking love me
*makes passionate embrace*
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)
# *feels dirty*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)
# *fucking loves it*
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:29, archived)
# see? what'd I tell you
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:33, archived)