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[challenge entry] Told you so, you dirrty little lady..


It's true. The photoshop never lie.

From the What if the things grown-ups tell kids were true? challenge. See all 270 entries (closed)

(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)
# Dont look at women, they get fat?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)
# That's nothing
I was once impregnated by a lobster.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)
# was it
zoidberg?
(I helped save b3ta! xHellfire was here on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)
# Couldn't have been
I'm out of his league
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)
# woop woop woop woop woop!
*scuttles off*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! xHellfire was here on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)
# mmm....smooth
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)
# A buffet
If only I had my wallet!
(kiss_my_swingers, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
*calls to multitudinous lobsterinis*

"Bedtime!"
Dear God this thing took too long to make... zoom in on it, please!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)
# no dear.
you just ate one, you got gas, and then shortly after, the shits.

that'll teach you to undercook, now won't it?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)
# Damnit, you just can't keep a secret around here...
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)
# Duffed.
Sort of.. dont look at boys, kiss boys, think of boys, touch boys or you WILL get pregnant, almost instantly.
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)
# says teh catoholics
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)
# It's true
my family is mostly Spanish catholics and there's been a new generation every 20 years for five generations. Plus more cousins all over the globe than I care to think about...
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)
# my girlfriend is fucking catholic :(
took me 4 purchases of beer before i could stick my 'polla's in her 'chochose' XD


oh and 'torrente' is the funniest film ever released.

edit: best thing about shagging a catholic girl is watching them have a guilt trip afterwards muhahhahahah

edit2: and no condoms!!!!! wahooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)
# you're an evil man.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)
# you fucking love me
*makes passionate embrace*
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)
# *feels dirty*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)
# *fucking loves it*
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:29, archived)
# see? what'd I tell you
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:33, archived)