He sleeps
underneath a pile of magazines stolen from the waiting rooms of dentists and hairdressers for about 300 days.
Then he gets up, spends a month in the shower and is ready for all the fun and frolics of December! He can also spend up to two weeks eating breakfast and can munch through roughly 3.7 trillion tons of toast during this time! Santa is insane and likes to hum 'Duran Duran' songs to himself while he eats!
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Then he gets up, spends a month in the shower and is ready for all the fun and frolics of December! He can also spend up to two weeks eating breakfast and can munch through roughly 3.7 trillion tons of toast during this time! Santa is insane and likes to hum 'Duran Duran' songs to himself while he eats!
*reads as "i am SATAN"
*hides under the stairs and quivers in a little nervous ball, a bit like a worried hamster*
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Well
I'd be a nice SATAN though, all cuddly and mental. And I'd make you biscuits that contained so much chocolate they would have to
be legally classified as EVILTM
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Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:40,
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be legally classified as EVILTM