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[challenge entry] Well I never

From the What if the things grown-ups tell kids were true? challenge. See all 270 entries (closed)

(Smudger, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:26, archived)
# Oh my poor eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:28, archived)
# die bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:30, archived)
# I fuggin' hate her...I don't apologise

even though i don't like the B***h word
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:35, archived)
# I feel your pain . . .

You got rickets 'cos she snatched your milk, eh?
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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:42, archived)
# haha! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:06, archived)
# Hello sir
Might I have a moment of your time to discuss the benefits of Thatcherism?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:34, archived)
# sorry pretty lady..walks away
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:36, archived)
# heh
reminds me of this:
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:34, archived)
# yeah
get in there my son!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:35, archived)
# ^^this..but harder
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:36, archived)
# And I thought Labour were always the peaceful ones..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:54, archived)
# oh god.
I knew I should've gone to bed earlier, now I'll never sleep!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:37, archived)
# Hi there!
hahahahaha
(Smudger, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:43, archived)
# hahaha
how the hell does that fit the competition?

eejit
oof! oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:38, archived)
# 'Your real dad is Mrs. Thatcher'

'Mrs Thatcher really does have a dick'
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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha
ahahahaha
(Smudger, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:47, archived)
# damn.. missed that one
was it just after "colour in this iguana"?
oof! oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:50, archived)
# Arf!
no, silly . . . that's what the parents told the child . . . well, my parents did . . .
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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:54, archived)