Wtf?
What planet do you come from? 23rd day of the 7th month. good God.
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:31,
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i'd love to but I'm already going to a party
otherwise I would be pubbing it wearing my drinking trousers instead
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:38,
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The street address
should also be in the tens of thousands (there are no house numbers below 10,000 in the whole of North America) (fact!)
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:31,
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yes there are!
of the 4 houses I spend much time in, three are number 1 and one is 20
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:37,
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You're just a big liar is what you are
and yet again I'm stuck with nothing to do!
Though those two are unrelated
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:34,
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Though those two are unrelated
hahaha
I was gonna go to Manic`s thing, but nobody else seemed up for it (apart from Manic) and I haven`t met him before.. or really know what he looks like
so it would have been a bit gay
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:37,
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so it would have been a bit gay
OI
I sat at that bar for 90 minutes waiting for someone to show up! I'm a block away from it now at some dodgy internet cafe!
I got chatted up by businessmen 3 times my age...
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:40,
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I got chatted up by businessmen 3 times my age...
em.. em..
YOU LOVE IT!
maybe
look for this chap:
www.bloggerheads.com/business/
I believe he has an even weirder accent than you :p
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:41,
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YOU LOVE IT!
maybe
look for this chap:
www.bloggerheads.com/business/
I believe he has an even weirder accent than you :p
Didn't quite love it
would have hated it if I were sober and they didn't have silly accents like yours
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:42,
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oh,
and now I'm over here with nothing to do. And it's all your fault. Goddamn you Rik!
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:44,
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we`ll make up for it tomorrow
you can swallow a magenta cock :)
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:45,
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*counts down the minutes*
Magenta cock got me pissed and cured my head cold!
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:46,
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i turned up last week at the pub with my flu tablets feeling a bit ill
woke up in the morning fine too!
all hail teh magenta cock!!!
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:48,
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all hail teh magenta cock!!!
Apparently I'm at a family barbeque tomorrow afternoon.
And, to quote, "You can fucking forget about coming home if you act like a cunt and don't go."
:(
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:55,
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:(
Apparently...
...you're classed as one of my "stupid fucking mates."
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 20:00,
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ack bums
I would have brought that CD.. er and burned it tonight
actually I might just burn it now anyway now that I remember
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 20:00,
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actually I might just burn it now anyway now that I remember
I thought you'd have had bovine to keep you company/show you Lahn-den
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:44,
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Me too!
Except he has fucking fallen off the face of the fucking earth!
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:45,
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Meh.
I wish I was in the area, I'd have kept you company. We could have explored together because I've never really been into London for anything other than political reasons.
I doubt I could afford the train fare though, and I have a million other excuses should Rik pick on that one.
*is teh wuss*
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:49,
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I doubt I could afford the train fare though, and I have a million other excuses should Rik pick on that one.
*is teh wuss*
Maybe
or maybe I want to make Syncubus insane with jealousy...
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:53,
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"I doubt I could afford the train fare"
I have to go eat food and drink and stuff now, but I shall give it some consideration.
Catch you later you bunch o' roach's cock!
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:52,
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Catch you later you bunch o' roach's cock!
Is this the real August one
or an unedited version of the one which became the July one?
(ie 22/7)
/is confused now
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:30,
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(ie 22/7)
/is confused now
Bugger
I could have made the August one, but am at a festival near Worcester tomorrow
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:32,
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which August one?
god.. I don`t like all this social life busy-ness
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:33,
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haha do it do it!
"oh boy oh boy oh boy"
/makes Dave teh Hat jealous
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:32,
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/makes Dave teh Hat jealous
I know I won't murder you
try and seduce you maybe, but not murder
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:35,
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god this is going to be good!
.. if Fanjita doesn`t get us thrown out by shouting at random punters on hen nights ;)
/starts to remember last Saturday
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:36,
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/starts to remember last Saturday
oh god... so funny
he just kept digging himself deeper and deeper into a hole...
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:38,
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at least i've been trying ;)
/sobs
this is why i never want responsibilities, too much letting people down
/sobs a bit more
really sorry, 'ship
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:44,
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this is why i never want responsibilities, too much letting people down
/sobs a bit more
really sorry, 'ship
You're better than Brown Cow
at least I've been able to fucking contact you since I've been here
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:45,
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Brown Cow probably can`t hear his phone because of all teh hair
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:46,
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arf
i was thinking, do you reckon i could survive till closing if i do a shot every time i'm caught saying 'man', i think i keep doing it at work too you know
*touch*
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:47,
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*touch*
I have an awesome pic of your missus
and GF there belting out songs from Grease, which is almost like "staying alive"
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:49,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The mindpissage there has made me laugh out loud. And yes, he was. I have pictures. And I think Yeknom was sober enough at the point to back me up...
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:54,
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I had to call some female friend of his
to get his mobile number, and realized afterwards that I never said who I was. Oh, and she hated me anyway. And he hasn't been online for a week. And he's a fucking hippy.
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:47,
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Huzzah!
I thought I was proper pissed last Saturday. I had no idea what pissed was.
(Just for the record- pissed abandonnship is really probably scary)
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:48,
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(Just for the record- pissed abandonnship is really probably scary)
pah
i'm glad we were both so pissed that we didn't notice each others scariness
btw are you staying in room 110 at your hotel, i have a random london entry in my phone, 'hawley 110', arf
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Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:49,
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btw are you staying in room 110 at your hotel, i have a random london entry in my phone, 'hawley 110', arf