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technically . . . . a distinct possibility,

reworked, resized, re....
(Sat 30th Jun 2007, 15:19, More)

They're cute when little....

(Sun 10th Sep 2006, 17:31, More)

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- truly i do!
(Thu 3rd Aug 2006, 16:19, More)

AT-AT's do not make good pets...

(Sun 21st Aug 2005, 15:57, More)

When Sybil died . . .

. . . Basil could only contain his true feelings for so long!
(Tue 18th Mar 2003, 6:10, More)

The Klan wasnt big on spelling...


...a lot of mistakes were made!

yeah I know /HELL!
(Sat 28th Sep 2002, 13:50, More)

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» Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!

Don't go to Smorgy's
Melbourne Australia, one of their 'establishments' has a rat issue and rather than keep getting the exterminators back they have trained the rats to fulfill minor customer service roles. Vote 1 - Rat Union
(Wed 26th Jul 2006, 0:46, More)

» Dumb things you've done

signed up for this place....
its like a fucking digital asylum!
(Mon 24th Dec 2007, 18:06, More)

» Abusing freebies

the day was pig so i decided to cut loose
the company graciously supplied the the means for my endeavours of the evening
gold amex can get you anywhere, even the back seat of a taxi
but i forgot to the tip the driver and he turned to me and said:
you're in a headlong spin on the 8th deadly sin into the minibar of oblivion
i pondered his words as i rode up the lift
but i soon forgot his wisdom in the search of some new nadir
and the porter saw my flame, and he turned to me and said:
you're in a headlong spin on the 8th deadly sin into the minibar of oblivion
i primed myself well on a selection of fine spirits
and then went downstairs to checkout the action
it didn't take too long to find two souls on the same course of life as i
but as we lust towards my room the blonde turned 'round to me and said:
you're in a headlong spin on the 8th deadly sin into the minibar of oblivion
i woke with a carpet burn that stretched down my body
the phone rang from downstairs, they asked if they could see me
the concierge looked kind of stern as i reached out for the counter
they said i had over extended it, and i was gonna have to pay for it . . .

ladies and gentlemen . . . . . . . the trilobites
(Sat 10th Nov 2007, 12:17, More)

» Ripped Off

You want rippped off?
the other day halfway between Melbourne and Sth. Australia we had to stop for lunch. Brought two buckets of hot chips, 8 dim sims, two potato cakes and four drinks - all take away!
Damage at Till $27.60 - highway bloody robbery
Do Not Eat In Skipton!
(Fri 16th Feb 2007, 5:03, More)

» School Trips

I remember I went on a few school trips,
nothing of consequence happened!
(Sun 10th Dec 2006, 4:25, More)
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