Morning all
Aaaah, back to b3ta after nearly two weeks. What have I missed?

How is everybody this fine morning? Glad to be inside instead of out in the pissing rain? Feeling bouncy and hummussy?
( shindig, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 8:40, archived)

threadwasting has been made illegal
Dr Phil reached 10,000 posts.
thebear announces the b3ta news daily at about 4pm
poo.com is down, we are all gay
( munkt0n, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 8:54, archived)

I bloddy well hope your not!
hurumph!
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 8:57, archived)

Blimey
that last one came as a bit of a shock. Even the great cow-like one who is officially (in his opinion) the most attractive man on b3ta? Surely it can't be so.
( shindig, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 8:57, archived)

I am not gay
but Iknow that gay men (and men who are not gay) find me devilishly attractive.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 8:59, archived)

we had trolls the other day
I think they were jeffs mates, all they said was "your all gay"
( munkt0n, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 8:59, archived)

Ah
I see. Another visit from our intellectual superiors again then? They amuse me lots.
( shindig, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 9:03, archived)

they also ordered us to
'fuck off your gay'

but i havent managed to find mine yet:(
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 9:28, archived)

i tried but it didn't work
mine lives under the stairs with my midget on rollerskates, i bring him out at parties to serve drinks to my guests
( M@rkoni, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 9:32, archived)

don't forget davis/davies
he is also gay.
bum gay !
( M@rkoni, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 8:57, archived)

Do I still have my P45 icon?
let's see...
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 9:20, archived)

yes...
and I still think everyone over 10,000 posts should get one..
( munkt0n, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 9:21, archived)

That's fucking fantabulous
and thoroughly deserved. Have you been sacked yet, out of interest?
( shindig, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 9:24, archived)

er, no.
I'll let you know if/when it happens though.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 9:36, archived)

brian may got
a hat that fits


( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 9:04, archived)

II've been trying to shop that
but i've failed, so to explain. Replace with rasta hat and add reefer.
funny?
I wish I could have done it!
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 9:26, archived)

Aha...
I've got a picture of David Dickinson in a similar hat at home... been tring to think of an amusing thing to 'shop it into, but to be honest it's kind of good as it is...
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 9:53, archived)