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# Morning all
Aaaah, back to b3ta after nearly two weeks. What have I missed?

How is everybody this fine morning? Glad to be inside instead of out in the pissing rain? Feeling bouncy and hummussy?
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 8:40, archived)
# threadwasting has been made illegal
Dr Phil reached 10,000 posts.
thebear announces the b3ta news daily at about 4pm
poo.com is down, we are all gay
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 8:54, archived)
# I bloddy well hope your not!
hurumph!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 8:57, archived)
# Blimey
that last one came as a bit of a shock. Even the great cow-like one who is officially (in his opinion) the most attractive man on b3ta? Surely it can't be so.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 8:57, archived)
# I am not gay
but Iknow that gay men (and men who are not gay) find me devilishly attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 8:59, archived)
# we had trolls the other day
I think they were jeffs mates, all they said was "your all gay"
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 8:59, archived)
# Ah
I see. Another visit from our intellectual superiors again then? They amuse me lots.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 9:03, archived)
# they also ordered us to
'fuck off your gay'

but i havent managed to find mine yet:(
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 9:28, archived)
# i tried but it didn't work
mine lives under the stairs with my midget on rollerskates, i bring him out at parties to serve drinks to my guests
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 9:32, archived)
# don't forget davis/davies
he is also gay.
bum gay !
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 8:57, archived)
# Do I still have my P45 icon?
let's see...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 9:20, archived)
# yes...
and I still think everyone over 10,000 posts should get one..
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 9:21, archived)
# That's fucking fantabulous
and thoroughly deserved. Have you been sacked yet, out of interest?
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 9:24, archived)
# er, no.
I'll let you know if/when it happens though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 9:36, archived)
# brian may got
a hat that fits



(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 9:04, archived)
# II've been trying to shop that
but i've failed, so to explain. Replace with rasta hat and add reefer.
funny?
I wish I could have done it!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 9:26, archived)
# Aha...
I've got a picture of David Dickinson in a similar hat at home... been tring to think of an amusing thing to 'shop it into, but to be honest it's kind of good as it is...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 9:53, archived)