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# Hi Everybody!
what a night I had last night. Free booze in total excess, and a plate full of red chilli's with some cream cheese in them.

Managed to stagger home just in time to sit and watch the autopsy with the lovely Faye, before drunkenly harping on about how we dont have souls and are just a big chemical reaction for half an hour.

Now I feel like shite, and my guts are reminding me that I should on no account treat chillis like chips.

On the bright side, I got thoroughly hammered and didnt have a ciggy. woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 10:37, archived)
# careful
you might get moaned at by an anonymous whinger.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 10:39, archived)
# That's right
waste another bloody thread!
;•)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 10:40, archived)
# Hi Dr Nick!
No ciggies? Not even a Jazz Cigarette?

There is indeed another person at my place of work who lurks here..... he is watching!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 10:42, archived)
# no, not even a Jazz fag,
although I will be getting friendly with a big pile of skunk again on monday.

So whats with twatto down below?

And talking about having other board members at work with you, there is a fair chance that Dr PK will be sitting close to me soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 10:47, archived)
# and
lucky to have me, too. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 10:50, archived)
# will you be making
his tea then?
EDIT:must use the word "twatto" in future
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 10:51, archived)
# quite right,
cos you'll have paid my overdraft off for me, effectively : )

edit: putting "o" or "otron" at the end of a word is the new black.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 10:55, archived)
# Cuntotron!
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 11:18, archived)
# omatic
is also another good one

as in twatomatic.

Oh dear. I appear to be regressing to my student state.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 11:26, archived)
# Surely
Putting just an 'O' at the end of a word is just spanish for fuckwits!

Of course it's entirely possible that I could be missing the point :(
(Rabbers, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 11:39, archived)
# I resemble that remark.
Who said I was a he?
(Singing Defective, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 10:48, archived)
# pure guess work
ok, you're an "it".
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 10:50, archived)
# what? we don't have souls?
no wonder my socks are soaking
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 10:43, archived)
# Arf
Arf....sigh...:-)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 10:44, archived)
# shut up you
no-one cares
YOUR ALL GAY!
(whinging grumpy bastard, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 10:43, archived)
# yipeeeeeee! We're all gay
now there is an insult.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 10:45, archived)
# [repost]

not TOTALLY relevant but it does say "Your all gay"...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 10:52, archived)
# were all gay
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 10:52, archived)
# but not
any more?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 11:01, archived)
# I suggest
you go away.

That way you wont get so upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 10:48, archived)
# pedant
"YOU'RE" is what you meant to write I believe?
*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 10:49, archived)
# Quite right.
I'm gay and so's my wife.
(Mr and Mrs Homosexual, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 10:53, archived)
# Are you the Famous gay singer
Tom Robinson?

everybody..
sing if your (sic) glad to be gay
sing if your (sic) happy that way

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 10:59, archived)
# then he went
and got married.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 11:03, archived)
# really?
to a man or woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 11:04, archived)
# to a woman
otherwise it wouldn't have been worth commenting upon
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 11:28, archived)
# Hey
That man is an imposter. I'm the grumpy whinging bastard. I've been told.

Well most days.

Although, I can spell.

Oh, and I'm not a closet homosexual with anger management issues.

So I'm led to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 11:04, archived)
# HI, DR NICK!
Well done you on the ciggies.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 10:45, archived)