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[challenge entry] Illiterate rasist twat

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(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 12:06, archived)
# Is the spelling intentional?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 12:08, archived)
# err
Illiterate rasist twat
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 12:09, archived)
# :)

I wasn't sure...just checking
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 12:10, archived)
# great
another compo that makes absolutley no sense if you're not familiar with uk internal politics.
can i get another recap?
(Azzek!, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 12:08, archived)
# To be honest Kezza

Anything with racist overtones and his face in it will suffice.
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 12:09, archived)
# i see
we have a few of those in australia too, the most famous and stupid being called "Pauline Hanson".
Though the entire "family first" party has recently taken the trophy for the biggest national political wank since good old pauline gave her maiden speech on immigration.
(Azzek!, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 12:12, archived)
# Pauline Hanson
One Nation Party or something isn't she? She hates Aborigines and anybody who isn't a natural born Australian, which ironically is everybody but the Aborigines the stupid bint.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 12:21, archived)
# Bigots are great aren't they
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 12:23, archived)
# I say put them in a round room and tell them to stand in the whites only corner
and watch as their heads explode.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 12:25, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Just looked at her website
Give the girl a fair go kick in the flaps.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)
# jim davidson
is an entertainer who tells great jokes

he's also a very open-hearted, tolerant guy with no hint of bigotry or prejudice

he's also definitely not a massive cunt
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 12:11, archived)
# Don't forget to point out the fact that he's bum-rippingly hilarious, too*
and also quite fashionable in his royal blue and yellow cunting blazers with the sleeves rolled up and his woolly grannyminge mullet.

*edit:/ oh wait, you didn't. Oops.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 12:14, archived)
# I used to laugh at Chalky
when I was about 7. I feel bad.
I don't suppose I understood back then.

In fact, I used to laugh at The Good Life too.
and at socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 12:11, archived)
# Socks?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 12:13, archived)
# I don't get the Chalky thing
or the nik nik for that matter

someone explain

I only know him off Big Break, despite the fact I'm from Essex
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 12:13, archived)
# Jim Davidson=Cunt
That's all you need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 12:21, archived)