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[challenge entry] JD and Coke 2


Priminster Jim again make changes to the licencing laws and reclassifies JD and Coke

For all those nit picking bastards

From the What if Jim Davidson was Prime Minister? challenge. See all 150 entries (closed)

(Nu Media, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 15:19, archived)
# Oooh get her
*passes pink handbag*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 15:23, archived)
# *steals handbag*
*passes back belongings*
*parades with newly 'acquired' handbag
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 15:26, archived)
# I notice
that you've kept my lipsticks.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 15:28, archived)
# *coughs...*
*...up lipstick*
I thought is was a pushpop
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 15:31, archived)
# It might say "cherries in the snow" on the tube
but it doesn't taste of cherries.
I know.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 15:33, archived)
# *tastes*
no, you are right. Too waxy for cherries. Maybe redcurrants?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 15:41, archived)
# did he delete the other?

with our lovely puns on . . .?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 15:27, archived)
# yeah
then calls us nit picking bastards.

*growls*

Edit: It's raining and the sun is out. What's that all about? I don't have suitable headgear for this... *mutters*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 15:28, archived)
# well there's a monster 'art'
pun thread down there


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 15:30, archived)
# yes
well it was 'class C' and he was aiming for class A'. He.s now giving us 'class D' and seems unashamed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 15:28, archived)
# Mercedes?
he wants an S class then.... wiv the tints and stuff...

oh..

not cars...

er...

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 15:32, archived)
# Bah
don't talk to me about them. I sold my M5 ( under great duress from her ) and had to get a sensible car. Got a Merc E320 elegance. Biggest pile of shite* I ever bought.
Kept it a year and went back to a nice and nutter type 2002 M5 ( would like a new one but 2 years waiting????)
So, whatever class, no Mercs for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 16:20, archived)
# seam /Autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 15:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 15:25, archived)