"No officer, I wasn't
loitering, I was simply admiring the font on the signage."

Constable: "Admiring it? Why that's Comic Sans. You're nicked sonny."
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 15 Aug 2005, 13:08, archived)

hahahaha
ha
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 13:21, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!
Brilliant!
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 19:12, archived)