Here's my crack at the compo

( Ska King Cody, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 11:31, archived)

I think you are the tard!
There are only 2 participants in that argument!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 11:33, archived)

Pedant!

( The Legendary Pink Dot, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 11:35, archived)

hahaha
you are Poirot AICMFP
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 11:36, archived)

Can I not be
Cagney to your Lacey instead?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 11:39, archived)

ha ha
nope. you are the third !!!
(BigBadWolf, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 11:37, archived)

Gotcha!
hahahahaha!

No offence, loike.
(Papagato RackSpanner, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 11:39, archived)