Don't invoke the Magic Donkey*disscalimer: maiden fully realises that in FAQ it states that the foresaid Magic Donkey does not grant fps, however she is developing a culture which believes that the foresaid Magical Donkey is somekind of mythical beast that does influence the provision of front pages and does so randomly in a magical manner of which mankind (nor womankind) would fully be able to comprehend without their brains turning to a liquid jelly and pouring out of their ears.*
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 30 Aug 2005, 10:35,
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