Xzibit says:
"We've consolidated all your pets into one easy to manage family friend"

Pimping pets, the ISA way!

From the Pimp My Pet challenge. See all 301 entries (closed)

(^Irish^, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 15:12, archived)

What if it injurs you?
Can you claim compensation?

(I watch too much day-time tv)
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 1 Sep 2005, 15:14, archived)

Of course
It'll also keep away the pimped-up loansharks from last week's show...
(^Irish^, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 15:17, archived)

just phone NHS direct

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 1 Sep 2005, 15:18, archived)

That's really, really good.

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 15:20, archived)

ta
it's my fave that I've made.
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 1 Sep 2005, 15:21, archived)

this still makes I larf
mostly because my sister goes around the hospitals telling them how to stop super bugs, so I sent it to her :)
( Damocles forgot to buy a sparkly bikini for his hamster on, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 15:20, archived)

I remember you telling me
did it make her laugh?
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 1 Sep 2005, 15:22, archived)

she said she liked it
but refrained to mention laughter. A bit too close to the bone I think :)
( Damocles forgot to buy a sparkly bikini for his hamster on, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 15:28, archived)

haha
oh well - I must try harder
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 1 Sep 2005, 15:30, archived)

yes ^^^
 
(spook, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 15:21, archived)

that rocks
the kazbah
( Lend Me Your Eyes twitter.com/lendmeyoureyes, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 15:26, archived)

Ooh good one
Why is it in hospitals and doctor's waiting rooms all the windows are firmly shut?

Come to think of it, it's a British thing innit? "Draughts" they are called. I call it fresh bloody air.

*climbs off soap box*

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 15:29, archived)

*stops looking up skirt*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 15:31, archived)

*stops filming DTH bending down*

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 1 Sep 2005, 15:31, archived)

I am wearing tracky bottoms today so I am all of teh sexeh
I've been on me hands and knees waxing a new floor and I'm tie-yed.


( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 15:34, archived)

whacks on whacks off
.. I shall have a look for that *winky wink* thing tonight hopefully - haven`t forgotten
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 15:36, archived)

Kwooar!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 15:38, archived)

hahahahaha
scary thing is, my high school was NHS. maybe i have the bad aids or a superbug or two.
(Meta4 whats a meta for?, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 15:33, archived)

That is very very good, woo!

( the holly and the ivv, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 15:58, archived)

hahahaha I want one!
*applies for exotic pet's license and buys home genetics kit*
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 15:17, archived)

is that in australia?

(Carpet3, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 15:22, archived)

He has been consolidated before!

(SuaveG (I love spesh), Thu 1 Sep 2005, 17:00, archived)