Oh, there's two things,
Here's the keys, and you have been pimped.



Sorry bout the bad editing, but was in a rush. Hehe.

From the Pimp My Pet challenge. See all 301 entries (closed)

(Overlord Bubbles Swim awaaaay Fugu fish! Swim awaaaaaaay!, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 17:48, archived)

's good.
'Ning all, I won't be here tonight, I am upset about Bush's reaction to the crisis in New Orleans and don't think I can take the mocking.

(I'm not against it, you understand, but there's an off button and I mean to use it).

The man is The Hamtoucher.

I fucking hate him.


( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 17:52, archived)

I missed it
and can't be bothered to look it up. Can you educate me?
( Spaniels Ears, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 17:54, archived)

what is a hamtoucher?

( mutated monty, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 17:54, archived)

A toucher
of hams :-)
( Bobson AWESOME you were such a mover, until you opened your mouth, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 17:55, archived)

hahaha

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 17:55, archived)

:)
does my ignorance amuse you young lady?
( mutated monty, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 17:59, archived)

as always
i am amused by the questions that i would never ask. :P
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:07, archived)

heh
i dont think anyone is going to tell me... too old to keep up with all this jive talk
( mutated monty, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:11, archived)

he likes touching meat!!!

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:14, archived)

don't we all

( mutated monty, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:18, archived)

not on a friday
that's fish day..haha

/pope
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:20, archived)

haha

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:22, archived)

fishy fingers

( mutated monty, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:23, archived)

jive turkey?
and they told you - a hamtoucher is a toucher of ham!

i think it's a bit like a bum-gay... touching the willy is like touching the ham :P
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:16, archived)

haha!
my brain refuses to bridge the gap between ham and a willy...
( mutated monty, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:21, archived)

*snort*
many people have trouble bridging that gap :P
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:24, archived)

Hamtoucher
doesn't mean anything except Hamtoucher.


( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:47, archived)

obviously

but...but...yes? :(
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:50, archived)

The king of New Ireland.

(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 17:58, archived)

aargh I was going to do something like that :)


have a woo!
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:00, archived)