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[challenge entry] Oh, there's two things,
Here's the keys, and you have been pimped.



Sorry bout the bad editing, but was in a rush. Hehe.


From the Pimp My Pet challenge. See all 296 entries (closed)

(Overlord Bubbles Swim awaaaay Fugu fish! Swim awaaaaaaay!, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 17:48, archived)
# 's good.
'Ning all, I won't be here tonight, I am upset about Bush's reaction to the crisis in New Orleans and don't think I can take the mocking.

(I'm not against it, you understand, but there's an off button and I mean to use it).

The man is The Hamtoucher.

I fucking hate him.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 17:52, archived)
# I missed it
and can't be bothered to look it up. Can you educate me?
(I helped save b3ta! Spaniels Ears, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 17:54, archived)
# what is a hamtoucher?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 17:54, archived)
# A toucher
of hams :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 17:55, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 17:55, archived)
# :)
does my ignorance amuse you young lady?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 17:59, archived)
# as always
i am amused by the questions that i would never ask. :P
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:07, archived)
# heh
i dont think anyone is going to tell me... too old to keep up with all this jive talk
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:11, archived)
# he likes touching meat!!!

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:14, archived)
# don't we all
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:18, archived)
# not on a friday
that's fish day..haha

/pope
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:20, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:22, archived)
# fishy fingers
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:23, archived)
# jive turkey?
and they told you - a hamtoucher is a toucher of ham!

i think it's a bit like a bum-gay... touching the willy is like touching the ham :P
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:16, archived)
# haha!
my brain refuses to bridge the gap between ham and a willy...
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:21, archived)
# *snort*
many people have trouble bridging that gap :P
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:24, archived)
# Hamtoucher
doesn't mean anything except Hamtoucher.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:47, archived)
# obviously

but...but...yes? :(
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:50, archived)
# The king of New Ireland.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 17:58, archived)
# aargh I was going to do something like that :)


have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:00, archived)