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# Pirate pet pearoast.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 20:36, archived)
# i don't know how tarantula owners do it
i love spiders and i still couldn't bring myself to hold a tarantula

ace pirateage though!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 20:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 20:43, archived)
# My sister was holding my tarantula once,
She said "Oh, aint it got nice patterns..."

As she said the "P" in patterns, she blew on the spiders back. It shot round to the underside of her hand in a flash. I think she shit her knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 3 Sep 2005, 20:54, archived)
# those darn initialized aspirated stops
I TOLD'EM those allophones would cause trouble, but would they listen? would they FUCK.

EDIT: I could have also humorously intepreted "my tarantula" as referring to your penis, but I'm better than that. Not that anyone's reading this, but still.
(Hazhar, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 1:48, archived)