it's nice to be back...

...in a home with a computer that has photoshop installed on it.

'ning/'night/'necrophile.

From the Pimp My Pet challenge. See all 301 entries (closed)

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 4:08, archived)

d-d-d-d-d-d-dDON'T FUCKING COME NEEEEEEEEEEEEAR MEEEEEEEEEEEE.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 4:14, archived)

oh, you've had a few in you.
so quit whining.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 4:19, archived)

i lost everything in a bet against my mother.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 4:21, archived)

i still have her head...
...send a SASE and i'll mail you a slice of it.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 4:30, archived)

why would i want that fat whore's head?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 4:36, archived)

you can't have the entire head, greedy man.
but you can have a slice to make a sandwich with, if you like.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 4:50, archived)

hahah

(Hairy Midget, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 4:20, archived)

This is how I pickup on ladys at the club.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 4:21, archived)

it would be a great body mod.
'yeah, i see your fangs, and i raise you a big hooked cock.'
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 4:28, archived)

Well, ya gotta take the rough with the smooth.
 
woo!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 4:42, archived)

greetings, human.
ta!
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 4:50, archived)