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come on, I can't be the only Vicar on B3TA, surely

From the How To Make Church Popular challenge. See all 397 entries (closed)

( nhojjohn one for the recovering ironics, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:32, archived)

well Vicar, mabey
but i are teh onlyest Pope!
( Pope Yoda Secretly set the great B3ta fire of '08, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:33, archived)

If you're a vicar
What are you doing on a website full of magenta cocks? :P
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:33, archived)

Vicars love cock

( Brown cow, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:34, archived)

Choir boys just pretend to

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:35, archived)

It's true
especially the underaged variety
(BamaSS, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:36, archived)

My crudely drawn cocks have been poultry
I've just spent this evening at a PCC meeting - what better way to unwind than to come on here?
( nhojjohn one for the recovering ironics, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:36, archived)

Hehe
I bet you're loving this compo.
( Black Moon met Ulrich Schnauss last week, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:41, archived)

Actually, I am

( nhojjohn one for the recovering ironics, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:48, archived)

Me too!
And I'm a Kaflic priest. Really! In Australia! Haven't laughed this much since teh fluffeh bunneh! My vote is Domo-Kun for Pope!
( Pavlovsdog, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 9:25, archived)

Shhh
don't discourage him.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:36, archived)

i am
honest gov'ner!
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:33, archived)

Me too

( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:51, archived)

Ace
never knew b3ta had vicars, I knew we had Christian folks but never a vicar.
( Lu, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:36, archived)

bless me father for I have sinned

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:38, archived)

Have you madam?
I am so not surprised to learn of this.
( Lu, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:39, archived)

^This

( nhojjohn one for the recovering ironics, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:41, archived)

What sort of vicar are you?
I mean of which religion? Are you one that people have to confess sins to?
( Lu, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:42, archived)

I'm Church of England
People come and talk to me about things, and I try to help them by listening. I would assure them that whatever they have done they are loved and valued by God. If someone wants to be given formal absolution (the promise that they are forgiven) then I would do that with them in that context.
( nhojjohn one for the recovering ironics, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:47, archived)

That sounds like a nice religion then.
I don't have a religion and don't feel that I need one, but I have respect for those that choose a particular path.
My dad is a quaker, they're jolly nice chaps too.
( Lu, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:48, archived)

I agree
Quakers are great
( nhojjohn one for the recovering ironics, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:52, archived)

And make fine porridge.
Well my dad doesn't, he's a computer boffin in between his quakery things.
( Lu, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:53, archived)

I'm quite opinionated when it comes to religions,
But I do have respect for other peoples' beliefs. Especially this chap, who seems a very good sport.
( Black Moon met Ulrich Schnauss last week, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:52, archived)

The prohibition against "any graven image, or any likeness of any thing...," if interpreted literally, would seem to forbid a wide range of objects, including a statue in a church, a cross, a crucifix, or even to a photograph of a person. However, many denominations do not interpret this passage in isolation or do not interpret it literally. This allows Eastern Orthodox churches to display icons, Roman Catholic churches to contains statues, and many Protestant churches to contain drawings and/or photographs.

My point being I have a number of statuettes in my home
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:42, archived)

"This allows Eastern Orthodox churches to display icons"
I wonder if they have a dalek one like mine?
( Lu, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:45, archived)

mostly kittens and spunking cocks (thanks Rob) I think

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:46, archived)

nearly not
I nearly became a Pastor, but I chickened out of the final year of Bible College.
(mistafeesh bugrit! millenium hand and shrimp - I told 'em!, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 8:44, archived)