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[challenge entry] A new advertising campaign?

From the How To Make Church Popular challenge. See all 382 entries (closed)

(RiverChelt, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 12:43, archived)
# We all know you're just bitter because we fucking rule the world.
(Hairy Midget, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 12:48, archived)
# But you're doing it in such a frustratingly stupid way...
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 12:50, archived)
# By not being British pussies?
I can see how that would make you mad.
(Hairy Midget, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)
# Pfft.
Have you mentioned horrible British teeth, or is that rude?
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 16 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Yea I have before.
(Hairy Midget, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 12:58, archived)
# "Good eye"?

(Coca Hogg, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:02, archived)
# Excellent!
Do warm beer that tastes like rat piss next.
(Indole Ring, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:02, archived)
# You don't really get warm beers though, as it goes.
They're served *cooled*, as opposed to chilled (chilled being how most lagers are served)
(Coca Hogg, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:07, archived)
# If they don't taste like rat piss
I shall be very disappointed.
(Indole Ring, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:08, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:13, archived)
# this
to the power of 'king infinity.

Also applies to the other brain-dead right-wing tosspot in this thread. Oops that was an oxymoron.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:15, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Well done HM
for alienating a board that is essentially British.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:00, archived)
# I try.
(Hairy Midget, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:01, archived)
# And with me you have succeeded
The original post was ignored (quite rightly too) but you have just stirred things.

If you detest British people so much why the hell don't you leave?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:06, archived)
# Maybe
because it's so much fun to wind up xenophobic idiots who take themselves so seriously?
(Indole Ring, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:19, archived)
# Are you questioning yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:42, archived)
# /\This/\ no not /\This/\
but \/that\/ as my house is two hundred years older than Merka
(I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:02, archived)
# My
Mums house is older than your country.. arf!
(I helped save b3ta! pimpingeezer, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:36, archived)