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[challenge entry] 'ning!

From the How To Make Church Popular challenge. See all 382 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 20:59, archived)
# Uh-oh.
Depending on how easy indented text is, this could snowball into a bandwagon.
(DeletedDeleted, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:02, archived)
# Hmmm
On a difficulty scale of "BREATHING" to "CHINESE ALGEBRA" it's probably round about "MAKING TOAST".
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:08, archived)
# I think I burnt the toast


Someone please tell me how to indent text in Tattyshop properly!

EDIT: That better?
(DeletedDeleted, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:33, archived)
# this might help...
This is my blending options for plain black text on a single layer. (Used the colour overlay to make it blue).
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:41, archived)
# You know you spend too much time on here...
...when you get up in the morning and say "'ning" to your lass
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:03, archived)
# on the other side
does it say "tittie-fucking christ" ?
i hope so!
i hate those wristbands...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:04, archived)
# It says
"Nobody fucks with the Jesus"
/Watches Big Lebowsky
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:05, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:09, archived)
# Should I watch it?
I'm not in the mood for a film, but it isn't just any film
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:10, archived)
# you're like 'the dice man'
but instead you're the 'ask opinion man'

if you fancy a film watch a fucking film
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:11, archived)
# Bit I don't fancy a film
Didn't you pay attention?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:12, archived)
# brrarhrhrgrgeggegrgergg rargrgrgghrghrggrghrgrghrghrhgrh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:14, archived)
# *Soothes will tixylix*
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:15, archived)
# well then dont watch it then
go have a wank or watch a documentary or something.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:15, archived)
# I did the first one earlier
Hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:15, archived)
# Better yet...
Watch this.

Ace on a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:15, archived)
# Gimme the jist of it
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:17, archived)
# It's He-Man.
Dubbed with audio from The Big Lebowski.

How can it not be brilliant?

It's not very long, go on and just watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:20, archived)
# I watched the Big Lebowsky in German once
That was funny
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:21, archived)
# Jesus willensdu arschloch am Samstag
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:25, archived)
# one last reply
that is fucking ace,
cheered me right up,
goodbye
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:25, archived)
# Two words...
Hotel California
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:27, archived)
# It does in my head.

"Ok... Go."


(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:11, archived)
# woo
sad thing is....that probably WOULD get more kids going to church, i seriously hope there aren't any "down with it" priests on b3ta right now
(I helped save b3ta! ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:05, archived)
# I think kids don't voluntarily go to church
becasue it's sooooo fucking dull. And uncomfortable too man. Two hours sat on a fucking bench is no good for the piles. Comfy seats and less pomp and ceremony. And wristbands.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:12, archived)
# Also...
...it's all lies!
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:18, archived)
# Some of it's pretty
useful but it's impossible to align yourself totally with anything, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:25, archived)
# Indeed.
There's no one true best invisible friend.
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:30, archived)
# woo!
great stuff! bit like WWJD! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:07, archived)
# World war Jack Daniels?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:07, archived)
# wild willys jumping down!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:08, archived)
# *Thinks...*
Nope, nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:09, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:10, archived)
# Good stuff
Woo for you
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sat 17 Sep 2005, 21:30, archived)