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[challenge entry] The only monster capable of killing the Doctor

Mel.

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(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 2 Dec 2002, 13:19, archived)
# Bonnie Langford?
I like her
(thediscokingpin, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 13:22, archived)
# bonnie langford
is the spawn of satan.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 13:23, archived)
# She has red hair,
she cant be. Shes loooooooovley
(thediscokingpin, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 13:25, archived)
# you lack knowledge
of this foul beast.
the horror...the horror....
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 13:39, archived)
# ditto
that
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 13:42, archived)
# that voice!
like a thousand blackboards being scrapped by nails...

urrrgg. Oh dear i need a lie down..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 13:48, archived)
# shame on you
she was, is, and always shall be a deeply irritating impression of a human being.
Though I'm sure she's vital to the British Pantomime Industry
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 13:32, archived)
# haha
Yes that is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 13:22, archived)
# Oh yes.
How much did I want to kill her. Ace kinda made up for it though, if only for her home-made explosives...
(Pooch, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 13:23, archived)
# Perry
was the bestest assistant imo.
Massive nellies, and a director fascinated by her cleavage.
ahhh - I've gone all sentimental...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 13:37, archived)
# right - find
us a picture..

I demand to see (link will do.)
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 13:44, archived)
# .
Jugs Ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 2 Dec 2002, 13:47, archived)
# ahh yes - nice
bod - shame she was pretty useless and quite irritating

Leela was better
freespace.virgin.net/steve.preston/Leela.html

and she was a cool, hard assistant (didn't scream at the slightest scare)
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 13:49, archived)
# Useless at helping the Doctor perhaps -
very useful for vigorous dignity-ransacking though.

*File #17... open
*Storing... Peri
*Closing Wankbank... done
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 2 Dec 2002, 13:53, archived)
# "vigorous Dignity-ransacking"
what a lovely term that is for celeb wank material...
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 14:00, archived)
# Adric
Sacrificed himself, his gold star for mathematics and the dinosaurs, to defeat the Cybermen, what a guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 13:58, archived)
# but we taking female
hot assitants here (who were not just good assitants but tasty too)
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 13:59, archived)
# oh me and my over eager fingers
I just got distracted by the horrific reminder of Bonnie Langford.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 14:19, archived)
# the web is a wonderful place...
a quick search reveals this:
www.doctorwhoworld.org.uk/peri5.html
and - er... this:
www.fantasyfemales.co.uk/bryantgallery.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 13:59, archived)