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# I was up at 5.30 this morning...
present mrs. architect working at 6.30... and I'm still
reeling from last night's weird menu at my first masons lodge night of the season... vere vere strange food
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:36, archived)
# Coo! Do tell . . .
(about the food, not the bizarre sexual practices afterwards . . . )

*checks window for masonic hit-man*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:41, archived)
# ok, well goats and sheep aside (purely for recreational use...)
the menu was a follows...

starters...
some quite watery chicken pate with 'not fooling anyone' melba toast (thin sliced bread, toasted, but certainly not proper melba toast) - with salad...
main...
chicken piece (alledgedly)- the thinnest southern fried coating known to man with no discernable taste whatsoever, button mushrooms and peas, in butter, shallow fried potatoes, sweetcorn rosti and...w ait for it... a banana fritter - served with mushroom sauce...
dessert...
luminous apple crumble, with apples that actually glowed, served with custard 9i have 2 slices of custard with mine)
cheesboard - vere good, and coffee and mionts for afters...

*gives nod to masonic hitman... BANG!*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:46, archived)
# *repels high velocity bullet with pure pun-power*

HADOKEN!!

That sounds like a farily shonky meal, I thought you were gonna tell me about rare and exotic ingredients . . . *imagines*

'I know, wouldn't it be ace if we served a banana fritter with the main course!? We'll become world famous!'

Hehehehe! Oh, and BTW, if you really want to kill me you'll have to steal all my Kia Ora . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:51, archived)
# why, whats this?
its a lifetimes supply of kia-ora, what can i do with this?
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# Hehehehe!
Are you SURE that's all of it . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:54, archived)
# certainly is, I can vouch for it....
in fact, its the ENTIRE world stock of kia-ora, right here in my house, good lord
maybe i'll have to pour it all away down the drains to shift some of it
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# *sniggers*
Fair enough then . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:59, archived)
# he he
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# Hee hee


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:09, archived)
# IN MY HOOOOOOOSE!
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# what's in you hose?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:10, archived)
# House = HOOOOOOOOOOSE in Scottish
100% factoid!
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