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# I have a night shift tonight.

biroart

With apologies to Jolly Jack
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:12, archived)
# a biro
eating mash
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:12, archived)
# This
A proper biro mind, not a generic ballpoint pen.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:14, archived)
# no Bic, then?
or is that alright?
definitely no Beryl, though. And Staedtler (or whatever) can get fucked too.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:15, archived)
# Do Biro actually still make biros?
I've never seen one that I can remember.

*goes off to Google*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:18, archived)
# If YOU don't know,
i fear we're fucked. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:20, archived)
# It seems that the Biro pen company
died in 1948, but BIC started making pens in 1950 based on Biro's patented designs and is the market leader today selling fourteen million pens a day!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:34, archived)
# Crikey nora!
And only 13% of those are accounted for by yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:37, archived)
# I believe
Bic own the Biro trademark. Check Bic's faqs. I think that's where I saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:26, archived)
# Dammit!
It was Bic I was thinking of I think.
Lazlo Biro just invented it.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:31, archived)
# I'll give a fiver to anyone who can
suck a bowl of mashed potatoes through biro casing. No milk/butter/cream/water/etc allowed.
(RowdsterDelux, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:16, archived)
# If any of us can do that, we won't need a fiver.
We'll be snapped up by a porn baron within minutes of posting the evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:17, archived)
# *waits patiently*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:25, archived)
# draw the various dark depths of the human soul
or a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:12, archived)
# A chicken
conducting a farmyard orchestra.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:13, archived)
# 'Farmyard Orchestra' is your favourite mucky film
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:15, archived)
# Favourite scene:
#3: Cock Quartet
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:16, archived)
# hahaha
#6: Hare on a G-string
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:19, archived)
# ..I saw that,
ninja boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:29, archived)
# shh
you ain't seen me, roight?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:38, archived)
# a giant
kanagroo eating people as they drop their mail off at a post box
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:13, archived)
# one of my pictures
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:14, archived)
# In what way?
Do you mean a 're-imagining of Duck Hair' or something like that?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:20, archived)
# woo class!
but I`m not sure I can wait 3 weeks to see the result ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha true
but 'one-pagers' usually only take a day.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:16, archived)
# A sexy nun
..obviously
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:15, archived)
# Rob...
...being touched up by Francis Rossi.
(chriswakey, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:15, archived)
#
*spuff*
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:18, archived)
# a dog turning into a chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:22, archived)
# Mate,
there is some fucking awesome stuff on your site!

I'd like to see a picture of a rabbid hare eating the arse out of a dead donkey if that's not too much trouble. Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:35, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:38, archived)
# a sexy young girl
crippled with spina bifida trapped down an alley by a gang of slavakian banksmen, who procede to rape her for hours on end while each one enjoys a donor kebab and flicks ash into the numerous cuts and grazes they have caused, her grandad father is watching from a near by window with tears streaming down his face as he is unable to help her as he has suffered a stroke, but is also wanking himself of with a beer towel he used to mop up his spunk after he had raped her mother
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:38, archived)
# with a panel
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:39, archived)
# Oooh!
Forget mine, do this ^
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:46, archived)