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[challenge entry] Have been waiting since Friday to post this...

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(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:23, archived)
# LOL
Extrapolate! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:25, archived)
# Ahm a
wooin' anna yayin' that all the way to Dodge City.



*Fires pistol in air*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:25, archived)
# Is it..
..cowboy Wednesday?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:29, archived)
# Cowboys are rubbish!
Futuristic cyborgs are much better. As are presidents of Vnnnnhurgtertron.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:30, archived)
# Ahma warning you,
I already killed one man today, and I'ma itchin' to do so again.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:32, archived)
# Did I mention that
I am also a futuristic cyborg. Your puny cowboy guns cannot harm me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:35, archived)
# You maybe made a metal,
but us cowboys are made of flesh, blood and bone.
Aynd we hayve hearts a beatin 'neath our cowboy shirts.
If you shoot me down wyth one of yer fancy lasers, another cowboy will take my place.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:38, archived)
# Yes
but i'll live for millions of years. Plenty of time to wipe you all of the face of the earth :)

Besides, you'll be too busy buying more crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:41, archived)
# Yer a going down,
boy.

Buy more vittles.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:43, archived)
# Right. Thats it. I'm going to have to
walk slowly towards you with very loud electric motor noises inbetween loud stomping footsteps, while making my eyes glow red...

VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:51, archived)
# *knocks over horse trough,
dives behind it and starts firing at Cyborg*

Yer aint destroying mah town, yer pesky varmit!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:57, archived)
# Pulls out a minigun
and a rocket launcher. Fires both. Destroys whole town. Goes home for a nice cup of tea and a sit down. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 11:03, archived)
# Fuck.


*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 11:04, archived)
# I thought
that was clowns?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:44, archived)
# Ah
don' have no truk with them circus folk.



I say, I'm rather enjoying this.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:47, archived)
# ain't it funny how
the longer ya spend talking diff'rent, the harder it is ta stop talking reel upper-class afterwards.

I know, it's rather fun, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:51, archived)
# Dang tootin.
Anyway miss, its been a real plesure in atalkin' to yer, what with you bein' all purty an' all.
I have to go an' stop a crazed killer cyborg from destroying B3ta Gulch.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:54, archived)
# Then what you need is Futuristic Cyborg Robot Cowboys
clicky woo Steven Malkmus video of song about Yul Brynner



clicky here for other formats

ferkin' brilliant song
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:39, archived)
# i don't know
but my unicorn's changed colour
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:30, archived)
# you can get cream for that
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:33, archived)
# Exelent
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:26, archived)
# yoo
& way!

BTW, ive broken my profile:( I have to login everytime i post a message, and i cant change back to 'plain old' monkeyboyblue. Ive eaten a cookie (or something) but it still doesnt work

Can anyone help?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:31, archived)
# OK
you are now monkeyboyblue again.

We really should filter out apostrophe's from usernames... Cal?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:34, archived)
# cheers:)
my name changing days are over.
phew!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:36, archived)
# Ahve never
had any problems about a changin' my nayme back'n'forth.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:40, archived)
# i did
once - but not since : )
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 11:00, archived)
# Lovely
' is the SQL end-of-string character, making for all sorts of weirdness. Cal can either escape it (replace every occurrance of ' with '') or just filter it out.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:41, archived)
# !
fab.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:31, archived)