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# You maybe made a metal,
but us cowboys are made of flesh, blood and bone.
Aynd we hayve hearts a beatin 'neath our cowboy shirts.
If you shoot me down wyth one of yer fancy lasers, another cowboy will take my place.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:38, archived)
# Yes
but i'll live for millions of years. Plenty of time to wipe you all of the face of the earth :)

Besides, you'll be too busy buying more crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:41, archived)
# Yer a going down,
boy.

Buy more vittles.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:43, archived)
# Right. Thats it. I'm going to have to
walk slowly towards you with very loud electric motor noises inbetween loud stomping footsteps, while making my eyes glow red...

VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:51, archived)
# *knocks over horse trough,
dives behind it and starts firing at Cyborg*

Yer aint destroying mah town, yer pesky varmit!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:57, archived)
# Pulls out a minigun
and a rocket launcher. Fires both. Destroys whole town. Goes home for a nice cup of tea and a sit down. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 11:03, archived)
# Fuck.


*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 11:04, archived)
# I thought
that was clowns?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:44, archived)
# Ah
don' have no truk with them circus folk.



I say, I'm rather enjoying this.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:47, archived)
# ain't it funny how
the longer ya spend talking diff'rent, the harder it is ta stop talking reel upper-class afterwards.

I know, it's rather fun, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:51, archived)
# Dang tootin.
Anyway miss, its been a real plesure in atalkin' to yer, what with you bein' all purty an' all.
I have to go an' stop a crazed killer cyborg from destroying B3ta Gulch.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:54, archived)