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# Lunchtime

today, I am having two lightly toasted onion seed bagels with creamcheese and salami and a cup of tea. What are you having for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Chips and Gravy
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:24, archived)
# Braw!
Chips are the best thing you can have for lunch

edit: are they from the Chinese?
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:25, archived)
# Ask him if they're from te chinese
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:27, archived)
# eggs
Plucked from under the hens up in the orchard, and cracked & lightly scrambled whilst still warm from where they'd been sitting on them. A little bit of cheese mixed in, and a sprig or two of parsley - mmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:24, archived)
# eggs are good
but you need to have something else too
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:25, archived)
# pub lunch
rahhh its friday
(I helped save b3ta! toadfish, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:24, archived)
# the finest of all Friday lunches
have Guinness too
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:26, archived)
# As it's Friday I might go to the corner shop and get a beer
*working from home
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:28, archived)
#
*envies*
(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)
# i was in the blue posts the other night
that's your missus pub ain't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Not sure what I'm going to have yet
but I'm going to the posh sandwich shop opposite uni in a few min and will choose something really nice.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:25, archived)
# I recommend
Walkers Fois Gras and Rocket flavour crisps
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:26, archived)
# eeww
I'll let you know what I get - I'm going there in 5 min
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Low quality cheese & ham sarnies.
I've been organised for once.

Maybe I'll go and buy a bag of crisps to wash them down - decisions...
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:25, archived)
# put some of the crisps
inside the sandwich, and don't forget the mustard
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:28, archived)
# and honey,
you must add honey to that ham, cheese, crisp and mustard sarnie!
(I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Now
we're talking! That's a sandwich fit for a king.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)
# .
Cheese and onion pasty and a rhubarb pie.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:25, archived)
# an excellent lunch
although you'll need a drink after crumble
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:29, archived)
# Kronenbourg 1664
.
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:25, archived)
# near perfect
have some nuts to keep your salt levels up
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:29, archived)
# you lied!
place and chips, tabasco as usual
12 jaffa cakes (orange)
a litre of spetzi and and litre of imitation red bull
maybe a sly ciggie
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:26, archived)
# who lied?
you and your kerrazzey spetzi
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:30, archived)
# Soup
Made from the heart of a virgin.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Great lunch
have some chips and Branson pickle with it
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:30, archived)
# three cheese and tomato sandwiches, two tunnocks caramel wafers
, an apple, a pear, a litre of water, a can of lemonade and several cups of tea.

Braw Fatcs too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:27, archived)
# High praise from the master, thankyou
What can I say, you need no lunch advice from me
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)
# yaaaaaay! DTF!
today i shallbe having italian chicken panini with some sauteed potatoes and a big glass of chilled orange juice. And a mars bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Braw!
a nice solid lunch to help you sleep through the afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)
# I wish!
got four hours of molecular genetics laboratory stuff to do this afternoon. how delightfully wonderful...
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)
# spicy meat, rice and veggies with sweet chilly sauce
and I am right now munching on a snicker.
I dranks mineral water and 'ad me some Wasa knäckebröd
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:27, archived)
# you should have the spicy food
before the snickers, otherwise that's a nice lunch
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)
# oh I am
I've already eaten lunch

I'm in another time zone
it's 13:35 over here in the future
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)
# Last night's pasta
But probably with some fresh veg
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:27, archived)
# have chips
instead of veg
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Sainsburies' bacon and egg sarnie,
cup of tea (no, make that 2 cups of tea), and a 300g bar of dairy milk (still on special offer; same price as a 200g bar! Woohoo!).
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Git!
No money for Choc.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)
# soz
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)
# chocolate
is a fine end to any lunch
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Sounds light.
Have some chips with that.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Ho ho ho
you must join the guild before you can dispense lunch advice
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)
# a big fry up
sausages, bacon, eggs, toast and maybe fried tomatoes if i can be bothered with the cleaning :)
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:27, archived)
# swap the tomatoes
for baked beans
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)
# 'a CV, a VC and a 2CV!'
polyrolls Dave!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:27, archived)
# You missed the Limerick
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Bazoo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Corned
beef and cheese toasties and a bottle of ribena :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:28, archived)
# a fine lunch
with all the vitamins required
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Sausages, chips and beans.
I just finished them.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:28, archived)
# perfect
you need a drink now. Have a cup of tea or some orange
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)
# I have a large
glass of coke.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Some sweet and sour chicken and rice
and some honey muffins

/and some icecream
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:28, archived)
# 'honey muffins' reminded me of sex.
which is a bit worrying, really.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)
# "Lick my honey muffin"
Yes, I see what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Braw!
honey muffins sound nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Today...
Big bacon sandwich!
Salt n' Vinigar Hoops!

Bigamists, Druss
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:30, archived)
# have brown sauce with bacon
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Yes, brown sauce
tell him the tomato sauce is for women and children and gays
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)
# I did!
Not just any brown sauce, but Hammond's Chop Sauce!


It's the badgers nadgers!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)
#
I'm having a coronation chicken sandwich and a can of ginger beer.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)
# a fine lunch
which may be enjoyed almost anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Beer, a sandwich and FAT CHIPS!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Fat chips are much better
than thin chips
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)
# That is correct
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)
# I havent had breakfast yet
maybe fake shreddies.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)
# you should catch up as soon as you can
lunch is a serious matter
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)
# two pints of guinness
and a pint of guinness

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)
# That makes...
(mutter mutter, carry the one)... Six pints! At lunch time!

Double hardcore.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)
# you know the score!
Woot Woot!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:41, archived)
# a lunch I would rather have
myself
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)
# a large helping of egg on my face!

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Badum-
-Tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 14:16, archived)