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# Call me Threadwaster Banana
But if you don't volunteer for a picture, I'm going to cry. Spacefish or Koit, since someone suggested you, will you do the music and flash stuff and perhaps a picture too?

*Bottom lip trembles*
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:27, archived)
# umm...
should we know what you're talking about? ummm...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:30, archived)
# Below postage
the song!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:31, archived)
# ahhh, ok
I've seen that now.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:33, archived)
# How about you pep?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:35, archived)
# sounds like you're all sorted
you only need 12 people. (and I can't use flash)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:36, archived)
# Pep!
has someone mentioned the problem with the 'more' link on some of the frontpage posts?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:36, archived)
# same for the compo archives
all of'em as far as I can tell
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:39, archived)
# hold on - I'll have a look
it could be the new way we do the archives screwing things a bit
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:41, archived)
# can I do fluffies bouncing
don't mind how many
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:34, archived)
# Ok you're in
the more the better, it could be the 45 days of christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:36, archived)
# GAH!
I don't think I could do 45 fluffies oh I can't do flash either. oops.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:39, archived)
# I'll do the Flash (if needed)
and one picture. (if needed)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:30, archived)
# done!
Thankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:31, archived)
# You are Threadwaster Banana
AICMFP
(cattleprod, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:30, archived)
# Can you do a pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:31, archived)
# I can.
Can't vouch for the level of hummus mind...

;)
(cattleprod, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:32, archived)
# Great tar!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:33, archived)
# Go on then,
I'll do a pic.
I'll do the number 4, thats 4.
Not sure what though.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:45, archived)
# four candles?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:50, archived)
# Handles
for forks?
(cattleprod, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 10:04, archived)
# Jack your Thread
Um, does anyone want to sign up for a Learndirect course at the City of Bristol college and boost some of our student figures?

They're very good

*lies through his teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:31, archived)
# I actually get to answer a phone saying
'Hello Learndirect' Like the bloke from Absolutely does. Thats make me offically cool...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:32, archived)
# No?
well fine, although don't come crying to me when you need to use Powerpoint, Frontpage or Excel and can't coz you turned down to oppertunity to learn from home, at work or at college in your own time at your own pace... for free!
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:38, archived)
# I want to kill
the man from the LearnDirect advert.

And I live in London.

But thanks anyway :) I'll sign up and not turn up if I don't have to pay.
(Amerella, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:41, archived)
# I want to kill him too
Perhaps somebody will...

Bwahahahahahahahaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:45, archived)
# We could probly employ
Matazone and his high calibre rifle, once he's finished with the Pope...
(Amerella, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:57, archived)
# Lets do a list first
so we know what we've got...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:32, archived)
# Are you volunteering?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:33, archived)
# I could do X Joeys Belming...
And only if you tell me your boyfriends name - still don't know if I met him at university...

Anyone got good photo of Joey?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:36, archived)
# You know him
I think you knew his ex bird quite well too!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:39, archived)
# What!?!
Who he?

Who she?

Who, me?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:41, archived)
# I'm maintaining a level of anonymity
if that's ok with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:43, archived)
# His name's not Rupert is it?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:45, archived)
# I know of him
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:58, archived)
# We have in no particular order
John McCrirricks
p45s
Dancing Kittens
Earsocks
Five Glaaaaaaaaaascocks!
Lurkers Lurking
Svennos
Kitten in a pint glass
Furtive bears
Fluffy Penguins
Is that reals.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:34, archived)
# Three sharks
attacking?
(cattleprod, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:43, archived)
# THREADWASTER BANANA! (sorry)
i would, if i weren't so busy at the moment =(

while we're wasting this thread, do any b3tans in london need to employ a geeky student that they can underpay over the christmas period? just wondering...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:34, archived)
# I would employ you
but you're too busy ;p
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:36, archived)
# i resign!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:45, archived)
# it would make quite
a nice challenge for next week to make an image for it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:34, archived)
# I tell you what,
that's not a bad idea. But i thought that since i can't come to the bash that I could organise this and it would be my wee legacy. Although none of it would be my work you understand!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:38, archived)
# 5 minutes of thinking gave me...
12 No-Hands kittens
11 Golf Sales
10 Angry Fears
9 Socked Up Ears
8 Smug Bastards
7 Ginger Fingers
6 Fluffy Penguins
5 Gla-ass Co-ooocks
4 John McCrirricks
3 Mr Pedantics
2 Status Quo's
And A Furtive In A Bear Tree!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:40, archived)
# Lets use this as the starting list
I'll take 11 Golf Sales
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:42, archived)
# Fuck it
lets suggest it as the comp for next week. If we get enough good pics then if MNB098MNB will still volunteer to do the flash then we'll paste it together for the bash.

What say you?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:44, archived)
# problem is if we use it as a compy
all we'll get is tired bandwagons. (?)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:46, archived)
# True
oh bugger. Ok, Lets keep it as it is. Everyone that has agreed, keep going as you are, and aim to get your pics done by end of workee tomorrow? Then we can see what gaps there are.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:50, archived)
# Tommorow!
Yoinks!
No way then, I need time, baby, time.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:58, archived)
# ok
how about monday?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 10:00, archived)
# Maybe,
whats happening with it now?
are we going to suggest it as a challenge or is it a little project, or what?
PLus we need to know who's doing what.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 10:02, archived)
# this is very difficult to organise
too many cooks spoil the broth.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 10:04, archived)
# Its a project
and I'm making a list of the people that are contributing and then I'll ask what you're all doing.
Oh my lord, i ca n't even keep my bedroom tidy, how am I gonna do this!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 10:06, archived)
# You'll manage,
Give me a shout if you need any help.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 10:13, archived)
# I'll take 12 No-Hands kittens
I may even steal some of the old pics of him from the spaz (i will ask people ;))
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:44, archived)
# Well I've had a go so I'll post it anyway...
tried to keep the cadence and meter of the original but hey ho

12 Argies Mincing
11 Vivas Beavered
10 Tattys Shopping
9 Lurkers Lurking
8 Times a Spazzing
7 Freds a Wasting
6 Tags a Closing
5 Status Quos (or Sturdy Girls? Hmmm, sturdy girl...hmmm*ahem* sorry)
4 Bulging Spongs
3 Fake Sharks
2 Kitty Kats
1 & A Furtive & a Fluffy for me.

*coat*
(Phil not DS, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:58, archived)
# everyone who does a picture could sing their bit of the song
i.e. 5 Glaas cocks for whoever drew that pic.

then someone half decent at singing could sing the intro bits.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:48, archived)