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# Bah.
I have been contacted by a woman who alleges that I am the father of her newborn child. I do not know whether she wishes to substantiate this by means of a DNA test or blood test; however, she is circulating a photograph of the child, and by sheer coincidence, the boy just happens to bear a very strong and undeniable resemblance to me. On the basis of this photographic evidence, I have decided to begin paying child support immediately.

(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 20:55, archived)
# Ba boom
tsch!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Fri 2 Dec 2005, 20:56, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 20:57, archived)
#
And this has what to do with Saddam Hussein with a water pistol?
(Lord Nugget of Badgeringstoke has been lurking for a while, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 20:57, archived)
# nothing

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 21:01, archived)
# Thats it...
Hijack a mans post why dontcha...
(Lord Nugget of Badgeringstoke has been lurking for a while, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 21:04, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 20:57, archived)
# hahahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 21:07, archived)