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# Christmas dissapointment for little timmy
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:46, archived)
# Surely it's ctrl alt delete?
Woo though.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:48, archived)
# Poor Timmy.
My presents are shit too ... my two best friends (both girls) bought me some pink boxers because i only wore black ones ... *sarcastic yay*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:49, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
You just know they had the best time ever buying them though.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:50, archived)
# Yea, probably.
We all went shopping to Liverpool the other day to get each others' presents. They said "buy us anything but chocolate" so i said "buy me anything but boxers" (i had an inkling), and guess what they bought me?

I wore them today anyway, just to please them.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:52, archived)
# They could come in useful
If ever you need to deterr scary ladies. Might attract a few too many men though, I only hope you're not one of these trousers-round-your-arse types.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:54, archived)
# No, i'm not.
I'm not an old man with my trousers in my armpits either, i'm in the middle somewhere.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:56, archived)
# Thats alright then.
*something about mysterypants*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:57, archived)
# This is very woo, sugarspunsister, i love it.
i7.photobucket.com/albums/y276/The_Monosyllabic_Girl/theholybible.jpg

'tis good. I am very anti-christian, but not in a disrespectful way ...
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:04, archived)
# You've just
inspired me as to what to get my mother in law.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:52, archived)
# OI SANTA CLAUS YOU CUNT! WHERES ME FUCKIN BIKE?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:52, archived)
# I've
been listening to that song all week. Its a counter-Christmas spirit song. Keeps me going while all the idiots I work with listen to Slade and 'Santa Sings'.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:53, archived)
# Ha. He gave it to me.
*Rides bike*

Nah nah i've got ya bike!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:53, archived)
# And you're not having it back!!!
*Laughs evilly!!!*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:59, archived)
# that'd make a good xmas card!
WOO2U

\ tries to do a Phones4U thing, but fails..
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:52, archived)
# he has a point
:-P
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:52, archived)