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# Urban giraffes need regular exercise
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 5:58, archived)
# !
I want a tiny giraffe!
Woo Yay!

*exclaims some more*

"We love you, Giraffe!"
"Don't go, Giraffe!"
"I have your baby in me, Giraffe!"
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 6:00, archived)
# Ideal for apartment dwellers, and such a novelty!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 6:04, archived)
# You could train it to get you beers!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 6:06, archived)
# Unfortunately, those spindly little legs won't take the weight.
 
They're just for the amusement of bored socialites, I fear.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 6:11, archived)
# You could use
perhaps a tiny elephant?


I may not be a board socialite, but I know a good pet when I see one
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 6:13, archived)
# Ah! the rough-hewn simplicity of a tiny elephant.
 
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 6:14, archived)
# *looks shifty*
*steals MrA's ideas*

profit


I don't think I'm the one that's profiting, I just feel a small amount of guilt for stealing someone's teriffic (although drunken) ideas,
and he may or may not profit becuase he still doesn't get a small elephant for to do things for him... He should get one, he's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 6:15, archived)
# that collar looks a bit big
damn stylin' though
(doobiebro, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 6:02, archived)
# True
 
but once I'd got rid of the dog, my patience was pretty much exhausted.

: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 6:04, archived)
# Want one!
want one now!

/Stamps feet
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 8:59, archived)