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# Dwarf acacias make the perfect houseplant
if your urban giraffe will be spending a lot of time indoors.



Exercise | Hygiene
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 6:09, archived)
# Hahaha
*buys*
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 6:10, archived)
# Yeeees
*shakes fist in agreement*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 6:11, archived)
# lovely. the giraffe is sweet
how does an elephant hide? paints its balls purple and hides in a cherry tree.

whats the loudest noise in the jungle? Giraffe eating cherries.

morning all
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 6:17, archived)
# heheh
 
d'you remember the Goodies' "Elephant Joke" song?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 6:26, archived)
# no
but i would like to hear it. i listen to tim brooke taylor and graham garden on I'm sorry i haven't a clue. recently one of them had to sing funky gibbon to the tune of another song (cant remember which, doh!)

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 6:36, archived)
# Crikey
 
not so easy to track down a copy of the Beastly Record!

www.musicstack.com/item/97624/goodies/beastly+record

Anyway, the "Elephant Joke" song just consisted of them swapping hoary old elephant jokes over a funky backing with the occasional chorus of "Elephant joke, elephant joke, wanna wanna wanna wanna hear an elephant joke..".

I think there's a cassette copy at my parents' house
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 6:52, archived)
# whats genetic engineering gotten us?
where's my pot-bellied elephant?
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 6:19, archived)
# In the mail, dude
 
I like, totally sent it last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 6:27, archived)
# hehehe
did u hear in the news about the woamn who has just received her xmas card from her sister who lives 5 miles away, and it went via Iran.

so its in the post huh???

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 6:37, archived)
# Only on Mondays
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 6:46, archived)