probable

(schmoli, Mon 16 Jan 2006, 22:02, archived)

Hang on, that means that whoever owns the card gets to inherit their own ipod on death

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 16 Jan 2006, 22:07, archived)

Beholder.
Whoever finds the card, presumably.

*Starts looting corpses*
( Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Mon 16 Jan 2006, 22:08, archived)

inside the front cover of a passport it states that the beholder may pass without hinderance by her majesty's order
meaning if you have any passport on you, the queen says you can go anywhere you like.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 16 Jan 2006, 22:18, archived)

I see dead people...
...and rummage though their wallet. First come first served you know.
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Mon 16 Jan 2006, 22:09, archived)

No, this one's different
You give the card to someone you love
(schmoli, Mon 16 Jan 2006, 22:09, archived)

Or hate in the case of an iPod

( staz1000, Mon 16 Jan 2006, 22:51, archived)