Oi! Stop riding your trials bike in the living room!


I should never have bought it for him...

From the What your pets do when no one is watching challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

(plankton, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:34, archived)

That
is f*cking bananas!
(not you dear!)
Go to the top of the class you nutter.
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:35, archived)

If he was a sheepdog
That'd be really handy
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:38, archived)

errr...
he is a sheepdog - a Sheltie.
(plankton, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:39, archived)

Ahhh but he is not a working sheepdog
i.e. In a field, rounding up sheep.

Hence the bike is not being of assistance to him

(phew covered up my ignorance quite well there I think... doh!)
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:43, archived)

Shelties round up cows you know
I got him the bike after he kept falling off the all-terrain bike I got him for his birthday last year. He was always leaning into the corners you see.
(plankton, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:47, archived)

You should get him a Quad
they are much better if you have legs too short to reach the ground
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:52, archived)

He could be Lassie though.
A motorbike would only make his job a whole load easier.
( Napolean Griff, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:40, archived)

that's 3 in a row..
on the board which have CRACKED me up
(cheekyweasel I did a sick in your shoes, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:42, archived)

Wish I was
a lighthouse-keeper. Then I could buy a moped, and play "wall of death" in me living room.
( Wurzel really needs to get out more, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:45, archived)

heehee
get up enuff speed and go all the way down the lighthouse staircase... though stopping at the bottom may prove tricky.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:55, archived)