Have you made 'arrangements' ?
I offer a very good service - stuffed through a chipper.
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Sun 29 Jan 2006, 12:06,
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Might I recommend Hillier's Funeral Service
if you're near Swindon. Guaranteed no necrophiles on staff (I'm reformed).
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Sun 29 Jan 2006, 12:09,
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