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(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:34, archived)
# That is good.
I've never quite understood that.

I mean, if they insisted that we put the lid down then maybe I'd get it, but the seat is just silly. Why is it more inconvenient for them to put it down than it is for us to put it up?

Would it be better if we pissed on the seat?

I don't know.

I'm going to the beach.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:36, archived)
# glasscock evil lu
she says she doesn't mind the seat being up (ladies leave it down and it's inconvenient to us to lift it too) but DO NOT piss on it. Was the gist of it.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:41, archived)
# sounds fair enough!
although I do put the lid down - stops the bog spray around the room - all over the towels and toothbrushes and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:43, archived)
# but how would a laydee lift such a large lock, with her small lady's hands?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:36, archived)
# good thinking,
it's like a little punk toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:37, archived)
# pfft!

on an unrelated note, I found this: www.ninjapirate.com/ferret.html
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:40, archived)
# haha
that is some crazy tomfoolery right there sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Brill-e-ant!
I like the over-extended ferret!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:46, archived)
# heh heh!
I always leave both the seat and lid down. It really annoys me that my mates leave the damn thing up.
It's not difficult to leave it as you found it is it?

On a different tack, does anybody remember our old friend "Ginger Minge", from the silly names section of the newsletter?

Sad news, I'm afraid. Her husband has died.

But I couldn't help noticing her married name in his obituary.
He's about two thirds of the way down and his name is Travis.

mod edit - sorry -I removed the link. I feel a bit uncomfortable about that being on here, knowing the way some idiots rampage around in places (or websites) where they're not wanted.


edit /fair enuff - I wasn't too sure either
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:46, archived)
# arf!
I have no idea how you found that but I spat out warm, salty bovril drink!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)
# he died at 33
eep
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:50, archived)
# eeeps indeed
I'm 33 in 2 months time :o
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Have you made 'arrangements' ?
I offer a very good service - stuffed through a chipper.
(Dad Watches Porn "I like it when it's cold", Sun 29 Jan 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Might I recommend Hillier's Funeral Service
if you're near Swindon. Guaranteed no necrophiles on staff (I'm reformed).
(sqrrl101, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Ahhh bless...
is there a chance that Mr Saville could be reformed too?
(Dad Watches Porn "I like it when it's cold", Sun 29 Jan 2006, 12:10, archived)
# Everyone can be reformed
That's what out programme says.
(sqrrl101, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 12:14, archived)
# 33 - Best age*
*fact
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 12:07, archived)
# "It's not difficult to leave it as you found it is it?"
Doesn't that go both ways?
(johndoe - try the wonderful teleph0ne system, Mon 30 Jan 2006, 6:13, archived)