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[challenge entry] DJ Meow Mix in da house....somewhere yesterday


Cat Punter 1: 'Scuse me guv, got any pills?'
Cat Punter 2: 'Only Ketamine mate'
Cat Punter 1: 'Ah Pukka me old sausage'

From the What your pets do when no one is watching challenge. See all 306 entries (closed)

(My Name Here, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:16, archived)
# jesus fuck a horse
that is mad
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:16, archived)
# not as mad as
someone saying 'jesus fuck a horse' :o)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:19, archived)
# ands certainly not as mad as...
... someone photoshopping jesus fucking a horse.
Hmmm... I guess the race is on.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:22, archived)
# you first mate,
my business class ticket to hell has already been paid for.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:27, archived)
# business class?
I'm right up front in First.

(I actually just did shop it but it looks shit.)
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:35, archived)
# Business class has
better drinks though; they're not as hot :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:42, archived)
# OK... This should secure me seat 1A and a blow job off the stewardess.

(edit - what has b3ta done to me?)
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:45, archived)
# hmmmm
sacrelicious...
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:53, archived)
# i was waiting for a second pic so I could say...
ooooh look, it's the second coming.
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:54, archived)
# You're in 1B mate.
I was going to do that, but thought I'd done enough...
Here... help me with this champagne and have a beernut.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:54, archived)
# why thank you
ooh look we're passing over the fiery gates of hades now
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 23:02, archived)
# great...
not long to landing... make sure you stuff all the cutlery and slippers in your pockets.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 23:05, archived)
# Is the horse saying...
"I don't care what they say, you're not performing bloody miracles on me, mate"
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:53, archived)
# the horse looks
pretty nonplussed, given what's happening to him!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 23:00, archived)
# he's not very demonstrative.
but he loves a holy thrusting.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 23:01, archived)
# well,
who doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 23:11, archived)
# i say "fuck a duck" a lot
by the by... i have video footage of my kitten doing exactly the above.. and stranger still - the tune on the platters was... what's new pussycat.. tom jones... i kid you not
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:27, archived)
# I had to read that twice
before I realised you didn't mean you had footage of your kitten fucking a duck!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:31, archived)
# there's people who'll pay good money for that.
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:36, archived)
# snarf
i wish! that would be SO wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:36, archived)
# but yet SO right
for the right fee, as Chaotic's said :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:43, archived)
# I'd laugh.
I think I would fall off furniture repeatedly watching that.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:50, archived)
# which in itself,
people would pay good money for!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 23:01, archived)
# Hmmm... a money making opportunity.
That could easily be arranged. Must get hold of a DV camera, then I could fall off stuff for you.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 23:03, archived)
# Not for me, thanks.
I'll be watching me videos of religious figures fucking farmyard animals.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 23:22, archived)
# I've seen that before
can I ask please, did you make that yourself? or am I being realy rude?
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:18, archived)
# I enjoy that.
alot.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:18, archived)
# Thats straight from ratemykitten.com
Your cat riot999?
(acme, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:19, archived)
# I recall Weebl pointing
that one out a few months ago....
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:20, archived)
# Wow
That's fucking mental!

Edit: Bah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:21, archived)
# er...
not his then?
(nevermind, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:21, archived)
# I thought it was one
fnord had done but it's not the one on fnords profile. But I have seen it before, it may be his.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:24, archived)
# No!
People on ratemykitten have written that its all over the web, doubtfull its riot999's work
(acme, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:24, archived)
# Here it is...
www.ratemykitten.com/?kitten=22892
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:28, archived)
# Heh
Not my cat no, but a freind of a freinds cat, hes a DJ. I shit you not. (My freind, not the cat. :)
(My Name Here, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:23, archived)
# but...
did you make the animation?

/edit : I see not. delete it. forcing good work into spazz
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:27, archived)
# itchy
chin
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:30, archived)
# hehe
I saw something about the whole "itchy chin" thing earlier...someone found a site with examples of it and everything...great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:32, archived)
# you may be thinking of this:
www.fluxmunki.com/belm/index.shtml
but that is belming, a different kettle of fish to having an itchy chin
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:38, archived)
# yeh!
that's the one. ah..different varieties of spazz there are...
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:41, archived)
#
itchy chin = you are lying
belm = you are a spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:46, archived)