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# If this is medical complaints hour, let me add this:
I've had bad stomach aches, nausea and sickness for a fortnight now.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:18, archived)
# *alarm goes off and red light starts flashing*
PREGNANT! PREGNANT!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:19, archived)
# but she told me she only takes it up the shitter
*ponders
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:21, archived)
# That's a lie, and you know it.
I said "I'll take that drink, danke bitte".
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:23, archived)
# there she said it again
your worship
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:26, archived)
# I doubt this.
But if I was, it'd help, cos I'd KNOW what was up. So to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:22, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
christ.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Could be, could be.
I could be the next Mary.
Except for one minor difference.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:26, archived)
# you wouldn't spend christmas eve in a stable?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:29, archived)
# It's amusing you should say that.
As I have done just that. My parents did a barn conversion when I was
young, and it wasn't quite done by Christmas. It was quite fun, as I recall.
/Caroline autobiography.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:31, archived)
# Well....
My bum hurts, and i just did a massive poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:20, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5664265
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Thank you for sharing that!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Hullo you
I have a tongue ulcer - I bit my tongue a couple of days ago, and it's swelled up. Muchos pain.

On a lighter note, our mutal friend Tasha McTashtash is coming to see me tomorrow. Yay!
(Fido Dido, Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:31, archived)
# Hello sweety - long time no chatter!
And yay for Tash. Send her my love. Jo works at the Hub now, with me, sometimes!
/Lincolnshire people's IMs.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:32, archived)