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From the Offensive in 5K challenge. See all 338 entries (closed)

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:37, archived)

actually
Rumpy Pumpy means exactly that. Sorry to pick you up on that. Have you seen my reply to you on the bash?
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:40, archived)

I have now, thanks, you're an angel

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:42, archived)

I have a small bedsit
and the chances are high that Pachey will be staying. But I think the three of us can squeeze in, in not too much discomfort.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:43, archived)

I've been sleeping under my coat on the floor most of the week, i'll be fine

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:44, archived)

oh in that case
I'll offer you the luxury of my bed, and I'll split the comfy foldout sofa with her. Seperate sleeping bags, mind.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:46, archived)

I think the first
is my favorite.

'Lo Mr. Black! I saw the best episode yet the other day, where Manny realizes he can play the piano.
( Scoopzilla is a Pundit on HOLLYWOOD SQUARES, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:40, archived)

I prefer the last one where they go to the party and manny gets a girlfriend

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:42, archived)

We have a lag here
I'm seeing older episodes, never new.
( Scoopzilla is a Pundit on HOLLYWOOD SQUARES, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:48, archived)

FASION!
I am mr Fasion pants!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:42, archived)

oh yes
bums!
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:44, archived)

how's your attempt for that there job mate?
any luck?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:45, archived)

HES ON FUCKING FIRE!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:47, archived)

If i hadn;t told the story a thousand times this week, I'd go into detail about how they're only hiring chavs
and i had to share a bedroom with them all and I lost my temper and scared the shit out of a 7' tall ex para (discharged for being a crack addict) and if he hadn't run I would probably have savaged him severely.
The chavs got all the jobs, luckily for me this meant the nice people were available to get a lift back to the mainland.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:48, archived)

fucking hell
bugger! You savage!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:49, archived)

I blame the bummimg
it's the bumming.
( Scoopzilla is a Pundit on HOLLYWOOD SQUARES, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:52, archived)

I was on the edge of a full on rage
He grabbed my thigh while i was asleep, before I'd even managed to open my eyes fully I grabbed his hand, twisted his wrist, pulled him in close and shouted something along the lines of "keep you fucking hands off me" about an inch from his eyeball.
Apparently I woke up the whole building, the next day I was a hero among the decent gents and ladies for standing up to the bastard.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:53, archived)

was that on the same day
you won the world cup single-handedly?
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:58, archived)

It was on the same day I told the chavs
that boiling bleach and ammonia based cleaning products makes a stable plastic explosive.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 1:01, archived)

come on everyone, your starter for ten,
what does that make?
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 1:05, archived)

wossit
bout a job den?
( Scoopzilla is a Pundit on HOLLYWOOD SQUARES, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:52, archived)

A weekend's assesment thing for a job at an adventure holiday cantre on the isle of wight.

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:53, archived)

ahhh
that WOULD be fun. WTG on the frightening of the 7ft para. To be honest though, if it's anything like Disney's hiring practices for their parks, it's no WONDER they chose all of the pikeys and chavs. But, sooner or later they'll all get fired.. and then it will be your turn to shine!
( Scoopzilla is a Pundit on HOLLYWOOD SQUARES, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:56, archived)

unlucky mate
have you tried outdoor ed, try and move up the ranks in a climbing centre or something mate
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:53, archived)

I had a job interview with JCA today which went amazingly well
and a job offer from PGL, pending on references.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:55, archived)

fantastic mate,
ignoring my previous rants and stuff I do honestly hope you succeed, you're a nice lad and I'm just a bit of a chod at times...

good luck
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:56, archived)

SOMETIMES???
SOMETIMES???
( Scoopzilla is a Pundit on HOLLYWOOD SQUARES, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:58, archived)

at times

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:58, archived)

this

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:59, archived)

aww schucks.
yeah.. sometimes...
( Scoopzilla is a Pundit on HOLLYWOOD SQUARES, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 1:01, archived)

just fuck off you utter cunt

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:59, archived)

was this about then?
who are you?
( Scoopzilla is a Pundit on HOLLYWOOD SQUARES, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 1:00, archived)

you doubt GMOS
and therefore I am rude to you at will. I also may be drunk, but I won't hold that against you.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 1:02, archived)

oh geesh...
:P
( Scoopzilla is a Pundit on HOLLYWOOD SQUARES, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 1:05, archived)

*holds a heated iron against you instead*

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 1:08, archived)

Don't get me angry
you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.. actually, you probably wouldn't like me when I'm happy either, because clearly you don't like me.
( Scoopzilla is a Pundit on HOLLYWOOD SQUARES, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 1:12, archived)

Thanks
Remind me to buy you a pint of guiness should we ever cross paths. If you don't like guiness, then get to fuck you pansy.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:59, archived)

Wass abpout Boddington's?
??
( Scoopzilla is a Pundit on HOLLYWOOD SQUARES, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 1:00, archived)

it was good
then it was bought out by interbrew and now it's produced in Caldicot south wales

and thus isn't as good as when it was from the strangeways brewery
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 1:02, archived)

damnit...
and I have three pints at home waiting for me...
( Scoopzilla is a Pundit on HOLLYWOOD SQUARES, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 1:04, archived)

mate I owe you one so it's on me
/considers grooming

nah, an honest pint
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 1:00, archived)

ha ha
there's some ace ones there!

pfffft
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:44, archived)