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(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:05, archived)
# tubgirl?

(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Too solid
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:08, archived)
# prunes will get you like that
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:08, archived)
# thats cos he has such wonderful girth
(Ush, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:09, archived)
# And all your lunchtime answers
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:10, archived)
# It's nothing to do with me
he shouldn't have eaten a whole box of All Bran
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:10, archived)
# *enhurgles*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:10, archived)
# hahahaha
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:10, archived)
# that's why I said prunes and not Prunes...
I get the inpression if anybody consumed you the end product would be reminiscient of tubgirl but less liquid :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Like Alien?

Please god! leave that movie series alone once and for all!)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Woody Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:18, archived)
# please explain
this tub girl? I never have got that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:17, archived)
# I still don't and I've seen the picture

but if you're not at work and have a strongish stomach then google tubgirl and you'll get a watered (HAHAHAHA) down version
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:19, archived)
# *does*
*regrets*

FFS! some people are fucked out of their tiny minds!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Dear Mr Duke of Prunes,
I am most apologetic for missing lunch today, but I was rushed away, with haste I might add, to the Public house.

It would be greatly appreciated if you were able to, despite it's late arrival, comment on my lunch.

Many Thanks in Advance,

For lunch today I had;

A Foot Long Rustic Baguette with Steak and Onions and Dijon Mustard,

Lots of Chunky Chips,

2 pints of Cider, from the Strongbow Brewery.

Manymanymanythankseses redsushi!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:15, archived)
#
groomer
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:17, archived)
# That
is the single greatest lunch I have ever heard of.
In fact it's so great, I'm going to write BOATYARD backwards.


DRAYTAOB.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Dear Redsushi! Whoop Whoop!,
Thank you for your letter. I am very sorry to hear hat you missed lunch today, thus missing Dave the Facts.
I am afraid that I am unable to comment on your lunch as I no longer do do lunch duty on a Friday. I suggest that you seek out The Puke of Drunes who was today's Friday Dave the Facts deputy. I'm sure he will be more than willing to assist you in your troubles.

In the mean time please accept this complimentary braw:

Braw lunch

good luck and best regards


(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:31, archived)
# pfft
something hypnotic about that.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:10, archived)
# The filthy beast
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:10, archived)