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# Lies!
We do not wear shorts.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:57, archived)
# Those aren't shorts.
They're normal trousers. We're just to tall to fit in them!

Not me though, I'm shorter than average. Bastard tall motherfucking fellow countrymen.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:59, archived)
# Did you know
that the Dutch are actually the tallest nation on the planet?

100% real fact.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:00, archived)
# O RLY?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:03, archived)
# YA RLY!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:07, archived)
# Thangyaverymush.
*Bows*

I'm here all night.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:08, archived)
# why are the Netherlands
represented in that graph twice?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:09, archived)
# indeed bizarre
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:11, archived)
# It's obvious!
It's because they factor in the other ways of doing etc. etc. If you've copied and pasted this to read it, you're very, very gay. And you must reply to this message with, "You're a very clever person, IndieSinger, I admire you greatly."
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:13, archived)
# You're a very clever person, IndieSinger, I admire you greatly
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:15, archived)
# Aw, thanks.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:18, archived)
# Hmm
Interesting technique.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:13, archived)
# So's the US
sneaky
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:17, archived)
# and Sweden
tssssk
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:18, archived)
# O RLY?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:13, archived)
# Yes, it's an airport...
in france...
I knew that...
look... www.b3ta.com/board/5664253#post5664313
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:15, archived)
# ah, the learning experience that is b3ta :)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:20, archived)
# The O RLY
bird gets the worm?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:14, archived)
# I know.
Men between 18-24 are on average 1.84m.

I'm only 1.80....
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Yes, 1.84 miles.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:03, archived)
# I'm somewhere around that height
but I've got an oddly-shaped thin body. I walk like I was stretched out too far one time.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Did you know
that if you stretched out your large instestine and put it along side your small intestine, you would die.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:06, archived)
# I think you would be dead
before you reached your intestines.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:07, archived)
# I'm taller than that
but all my friends are even a lot taller than I am
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:07, archived)
# and 95% of the Dutch population under 50 years of age speaks English.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:03, archived)
# And
94% of the world's population does not speak English as their first language and 75% do not speak English at all.

Real facts, from CILT.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:05, archived)
# BANG!!!
and the language is gone!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:07, archived)
# BANG!
Language gone is, hmm?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Ahhh
a typo!
So sorry!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Hehe I never thought of that!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Shorts are pants...
Pants are trousers...
wtf is that all about?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:59, archived)
# I do


always
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:00, archived)
# At 5 degrees C?
Your package must be frosty.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:00, archived)
# that statement
may have contained traces of lie
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:02, archived)