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[challenge entry] shopped?

From the The World According To America challenge. See all 269 entries (closed)

(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 12:02, archived)
# heh heh
good show
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 12:02, archived)
# hey - hoe - whoever you may be
he was the lord of the dunce said he!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 12:07, archived)
# and i am the lord of the dance settee!
/missheard songlyrics blog
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 12:09, archived)
# pffffffffft!

(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 12:11, archived)
# I used to sing that for years at school - I didn't know...
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 12:13, archived)
# yeah
me too
i used to imagine jesus jumpin' around on a sofa........
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Jesus didn't even feature in my thoughts...
I just imagined a huge dancing settee, with me being the lord of it..
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 12:17, archived)
# hahahaha ^this is bettererererer
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 12:21, archived)
# actually
i mean it as more of a pisstake of riverdunce and michael eeg-flatline
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 12:10, archived)
# Nice
Although saying that there were a few places I saw on the arrivals board at the airport last week that I didnt know

Cant remember them now so I dont know why I mentioned it.

Apart from to bring up the fact that I was skiing last week (bwahaha)
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 12:05, archived)
# if it doesnt stop snowing here
(essex) you could bloody go skiing here too now...
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 12:07, archived)
# HA!
*basks in glorious North Yorkshire sunshine*
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 12:08, archived)
# where abouts?
it's not settling here in southend
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 12:12, archived)
# it was
up in rayleigh!

though its clear here in leigh
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 12:16, archived)
# cool
i live in leigh
on the london road near montys bar
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 12:19, archived)
# i actually live in a motorhome in rayleigh
should be off touring europe but family probs keeping me around
i spend most days round a friends house in leigh, south of leigh road/broadway

did have a house in leigh before my "screw you guys, im going round europe" plans
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 12:21, archived)
# heh heh!
i've only been there two weeks
have only just escaped the island
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 12:23, archived)
# congratulations!
dammit though, does that mean the border guards have stopped their shoot to kill policy?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 12:27, archived)
# i sneaked out at night
it was a daring operation that took 4 months to plan

but i survived, shame about poor timmy :(
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I would never fly with them. My sister's friend told them she put a bomb in her bag (cos she wanted them to take it off the plane) and they didn't do anything. And she's an Arab.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Pedant
Why does it cost £ to get to LA!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 19:54, archived)