A little bit of seemless history yank styleee


From the The World According To America challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(cheebatv, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)

It's like staring at Vomit.

( blueNine Bees with Knees, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)

Was Ronald Mcdonald
Around before Jesus
(Tug has shit shoes on, the shitty shoe'd bastard, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)

i'm fairly sure
ronald was around before the monster truck of jesus
(cheebatv, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)

John Chapter 94 verse 7:
And lo on the fortieth day, unto the Arches of Gold He ascended.


John Chapter 94 verse 11:
And the lowly Spacktard quoth: Would ye like the fries with yon filets o fish.
And the Lord spake, saying that verily this was a feast and enough to feed five of an thousand or more.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)

now there's
a challenge the bible according to macdonalds!

moses - i'll have 5 commandments please
god - would you like to go large with that
moses - no thanks, on a diet
god - i'll throw in this toy of the pharoah being bummed by a goat?
moses - oh go on then
(cheebatv, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)

^ This
deserved more applause.

( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)

I don't see any carrot?!?

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)

or sweetcorn

( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)

Im pretty sure Jesus came before McDonalds....
(Alex SLAMS, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)

That was some game of soggy biscuit!

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)

ahahahaha!
oh dear.
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)

Also involving
George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and a little girl coming at around the same time....

/Glitter
(Alex SLAMS, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)

it's off
to hull you go!
(cheebatv, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)

Snap batman
Woo
(Tug has shit shoes on, the shitty shoe'd bastard, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)

GMTA
like GMTV...

Only not
(Alex SLAMS, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)

pfft

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)

haha

its all true as well
( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)

haha
aceness!
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)

*cries*

(norumbegan, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)

GHOSTBUSTERS!!!

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)

who ya gonna
call?
(cheebatv, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)

your mom

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)

form a
queue please.
(cheebatv, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)

are we going to play snooker?

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)

off the pink and
into the brown
(cheebatv, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)

arf
but shouldn't it have a disproportionately huge bit of 9/11 and the fear round about 'now.'? ;)
( Mushroom, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)

chuckle,, nice time graph

(I_am_B, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)

I like the way the mercans are at the bottom

( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)

Charlton Heston
Isn't big enough!
( ug2k, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 13:15, archived)