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# nono
a bigger head means a bigger brain,
and the brain is the best part!
(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 21:25, archived)
# That's true
but I find they're just so hard to get at it's not really worth it unless I'm craving baby brains, have loads of time, or it's a special occasion. You can go through the nose, Egypt-style, but their sinuses are usually so small that you need to use a tiny tool and it takes fucking ages. If you take the easy way out and just use a saw to hack off the top of the crown you'll damage the delicious, precious brains. It's kind of a lose lose, which is why I tend to give up and buy it. High quality, fresh baby brains are expensive, but I think it's worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 21:29, archived)
# Aren't baby brains
more like pate? Couldn't you just crack the top of the skull off and dip toast points in?
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 21:32, archived)
# See you'd think so
but therein lies the problem- you can't really crack baby skulls. They haven't properly fused yet, and the force needed to crack them plays havoc with the soft spots- your brains get all bruised and too tender. There's also the possibility of too much blood. A little is nice, it acts as a flavor enhancer, but you don't want your brains drowning in it, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 21:35, archived)
# ^this^
its like when theres too much water and not enough meat in a stew.


/northern
(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 21:37, archived)
# Hmmm....
some sort of vacuum tube, then - real small like so it can absorb major blood vessels? That might also solve the problem of how to serve it in aspic.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 21:38, archived)
# If you wanna do it right you'd need to get a medical suction tube
kind of like the ones they use at the dentist but you need an attachment. You can use capilary tubes like the ones in chem lab, only a few micrometers wide, but that too's a pretty slow process, especially if the baby has good clotting agent.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 21:41, archived)
# Which is what drives up
the price of hemophiliac babies. My secret - Russians produce more hemophiliacs than any other country per capita. You have to be careful, because adoption's how they get rid of their AIDS babies, but every now and again . . .

*suddenly bursts into flames*
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 21:43, archived)
# I've had a few bad experiences with Russian baby brains
they tend to have more Creutzfeldt-Jacob Disease, (the human form of bovine spongiform encephalitis) or so I've read. That's a risk I'm just not willing to take. The safety of my family comes first.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 21:46, archived)
# mad russian disease?
safety first yes.
(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 21:48, archived)
# hmm
well hugh fearnley-whittinstall kept a fish in a bath for a week to stop it tasting of mud, maybe we can filter out AIDS in the same way.

EDIT: doesn't work for mad rusky disease
(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 21:46, archived)
# I know, fuckin prions, man.
Always ruinin' a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 21:52, archived)
# hmm
well i find that if you can get your babies fresh,
before their skulls are set, the brain comes out easily
with the help of a pizza slicer.
im always ready to settle for an arm or a leg, if necessary.
(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 21:33, archived)
# Pizza slicer!
That there's a stroke of pure brilliance- I hadn't thought of it. Put away the chicken kids, looks like it's gonna be baby brains for dinner tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 21:36, archived)
# i suggest part-fried and wrapped in a tortilla.
but theres thousends of possibilities.
(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 21:41, archived)
# They'll love it!
the nutritious, delicious treat that is baby brains coupled with the fun of finger foods!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 21:42, archived)
# i'm worried that a post that long took you so little time to type
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 21:34, archived)
# Would it worry you more if you learned
I accidentally closed out and had to restart halfway through?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 21:36, archived)
# well at least you know what you're talking about
*sidles away*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 21:38, archived)
# yeah,
I really really really don't want to start my lab report :D
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 21:39, archived)
#
he copied and pasted it from his seminar on baby eating.
(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 21:36, archived)
# she
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 21:38, archived)
# kk.
sorry abandonship
(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 21:43, archived)
# No worries
:)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 21:46, archived)