Haha Woo
Also on a comedy point what are the original "Alaska" and "Jamaica" jokes?
I can't remember them verbatim.
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:29, archived)

umm
Me: My wifes goign to the west indies...

You: Jamacia?

Me: No shes going of her own accord

You: cunt
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:31, archived)

west indies
was obviously quicker to type than Carribean!

And you had time to get your cunt in too
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:33, archived)

There's always time
to get your cunt in
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:37, archived)

My wife's going to the Carribean
Jamaica?
No she's going of her own accord
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:31, archived)

Eskimo 1: Where's your mum from?
Eskimo 2: Alaska
Eskimo 1: It's alright, I'll ask her myself.
( teedyay, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:34, archived)

A: My wife went to Indonesia
B: Djakarta?
A: No, she drove herself.
( teedyay, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:36, archived)

A: I went to Bangladesh to find out what colour the people are there.
B: Dhaka?
A: Slightly, yes.
( teedyay, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:36, archived)

Alaska?
Man 1: My girlfriend's been on holiday between America and Russia
Man 2: Bering Strait
Man 1: No, going round and round in circles

ahahahahahahahah
(Tarabas, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:37, archived)

A: I went to Wales to learn about the cosine rule. It was all about the inverse cosine of side b squared plus side c squared minus side a squared all over two times side a times side b.
B: Anglesea?
A: No, angle A.
( teedyay, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:39, archived)

A: I met Margaret Thatcher during my holiday in Italy.
B: Genoa?
A: No, just bumped into her at the airport.
( teedyay, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:42, archived)

I've just been to Poole
In dorset?
Yes, I'd recommend it to anyone
(harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:44, archived)

I just done some spot welding at the bottom of a frozen lake
Guildford?

No, I eat before I came.
( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:49, archived)

A: I went to see the South Park film in Ireland.
B: Kilkenny?
A: Yes, they did. The bastards.
( crispy duck, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 15:07, archived)

Haha

( teedyay, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 15:44, archived)

The old ones are the old ones.
My wife is going off to sing in South Korea

Seoul?

No, R&B.

**

I'm meeting my wife in Croatia

Split?

No, we're happily married!
(KingOfMyCastle, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 15:44, archived)